Shartle

When you have to shit in a bag because your to obese to shit in a toilet

Get me a Wallgreens bag, I need to shartle!

by Xtufer December 4, 2013

shorter

A shorter is a circle jerk of managers on a fresh meats face. As a rule the new and up and coming manager has a bukaki session surrounded by his managerial piers at which time he takes it all on the face and in the mouth. This ritual takes place at the end of a managers training to show his alliance to the evil empire for which he is employed.

You have completed your training it is now time for a blood oath... a blood oath of siemen.... you are now ready for a shorter

by Concrete dildo October 2, 2016

shortee

Shortee is the girl in the movie when papi’s the Hero
Shortee is the finest girl rocks those juicy ‘7s’
A shortee’s papi keeps her feelin’ high and her drama low
When papi calls her, “shortee”, she calls papi, “love”
She’s the girl who got with papi cuz he’s the only boo who does them freaky things

"Blair - that's my shortee."

by Sketchy McSketch April 30, 2005

shorter

1.affectionate term for a boyfriend, attractive male.

Originated from the Crackhead.

guy: What do you call a guy if you call a girl Shorty?
Crackhead: shorter.

by AsnRefugee March 24, 2004

snortle

When you're chuckling, but you accidentally snort out all of your coke.

Guy 1:hahahaaha that's so funny....

Guy 2:HAHAHAHAH OH SHIT MY COKE!

Guy 1:Goddamn, you snortled the last bit of my dime!

by BWhales September 9, 2010

cms shorties

A group chat that’s filled with beautiful girls, close friends, and bad bitches. That do nothing but lift each other up. SO STOP TALKING SHIT

Person 1: “the cms shorties are mean”
Person 2: “shut up your just mad cause you don’t have friends like that”

by That one ugly bihhh December 6, 2019

Cms shorties

A group chat of pretty girls, close friends, and bad bitches. That have fun and respect each other. SO STOP TALKING SHIT CAUSE THEY DON’T DO ANYTHING WRONG!!!!!

Person 1: “the cms shorties are mean”
Person 2: “your just mad you don’t have friends like that”

by That one ugly bihhh December 6, 2019