Shlong

male genitalia

Whipped out, erect nine inch shlong.

by Bigtiddyanimethot March 9, 2020

Gong your shlong

Beating your meat, jacking off, playing with the old garden hose. Masturbate.

Sometimes after a long day you just gotta gong your shlong.

by iamanthonydean November 18, 2020

Shlong

A word used in the shlong fest

1: wow look at your shlong
2: omg your shlong is so big!

by Shlong_big_69 November 29, 2020

shlong

A long FAT sexy dick that people go cray cray over, very fat and long.

Evie: "WOAH did you his FAT SHLONG?"

Ella: "Yeah! I did omg!"

by fatdogshit November 29, 2020

shlong

shlong is someone who takes every little tiny thing seriously. he is also a simp :)

shlong: bro im gonna take a break from editing
me: kys
shlong: OMG SUICIDE JOKES DUDE THATS FUCKED UP YOU ARE SOOOO UNFUNNY >:(

by nigga__penis__big__penis May 27, 2020

Shlong

A shlong is a penis

My boyfriend has a really big shlong

by Doggereywg July 13, 2020

shlong

that's a long shlong

wow that's a long shlong

by TUCKER MCPETERS August 14, 2020