Shlong

A kids way of saying “penis.”

Woah Sheniqua! Look at the shlong on that guy

by Alexis Texas yee yee July 11, 2019

Shlong

Short and long depending on variables.

My cat has a shlong dick!

by TheManHymnself March 21, 2019

shlong

when you yeet something far away

shlong me that water bottle

by yanren April 1, 2019

Shlong Sauce

A descriptive slang pun intended as for dark humor or inappropriate comedy, describing the male penis body part.

Ay girl you tryna get this Shlong Sauce on that thicc ass of yours.

Yo last night Stacy dropped by and I busted Shlong Sauce all in her.

by Kennedy.G March 8, 2019

Shlong

A very long, thin penis that looks like a hot dog sausage. Usually not great if your man has a shlong because it will just look odd asf. You wouldn’t want it inside you (unless you’re desperate or clapped)

Lily— “Oh no I found out that Jimmy has a shlong!”
Halle— “Well I suggest you only insert the first few inches it just cut a bit of it off.”

by hallejamesx March 8, 2019

shlong

A long skinny DICKKK

ayyy look that boy has a shlong

by bukdfkguvdkubvls May 31, 2019

Shlong

The term used the define the Coleoid cephalopods (Also known as the penis).

“Damn, I heard that guy had a large shlong.”

by Meetud April 19, 2019