Shiternity

1. turd grid-lock 2. a loitering turd 3. the slow moving passage of a single turd 4.a long lapse of time, as in a public restroom stall that causes those waiting in line to seek another stall

Breaking News ..."Ty-D-Bol has launched a search and rescue mission to find a missing party-goer, last seen venturing into the men's room after complaining about an upset stomach. His pals stated he had been in the bathroom for what seemed like a shiternity and grew concerned when he did not return to the party....."

by TeeJay69 February 24, 2008

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Shiterature

Getting lost in a good book/magazine while simultaneously enjoying an epic deuce.

Harry Potter makes great shiterature.

by goblue!1409 October 17, 2009

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shivering coyote

a squealing shaking fart that sounds like a freezing cold coyote being tortured. also that sound of someone making a mess of themselves

His fart was that of a shivering coyote.

I'm about to release a shivering coyote.

by superkoolkidandphresh November 18, 2009

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hot shiner

1. a hot Shiner (any variety) beer
2. to give a girl a half-zombie or part of angry pirate by cumming in an eye and then poking a girl in the same eye with your dick

1. I paid $5 for this f-in hot Shiner.
2. This girl gave me head at a party, but when she started biting, I decided to give her a hot shiner.

by boregard March 25, 2007

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pee shiver

A shiver that may occur before, during, or after peeing. The shiver is not limited to peeing. Scientifically, the human subconcious has the ability to focus subliminally on the act of peeing without the individual being aware; thus, a shiver will sometimes occur at random times without warning.

Dude, I just had a massive pee shiver while I was driving.

by truthhurts4863 November 15, 2010

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