shitdick

When your dick smells like shit.

"my dick smells like shit."

by stonethechildren May 12, 2003

shitdick

1. a good butt fuck always gives you shit dick
2. A racial slur for an african american

1. samantha adams a.k.a. sam adams
2. look at that shitdick with his .9 mm and his s------------------ {bam!}

by Reesezizow July 26, 2005

Shitdick

1. What you get from having anal sex.
2. Slang for "Stupid Bitch".

1. Yo, does it look like I have Shitdick?
2. You shitdick!

by The Squid March 20, 2003

shitdickassfucker

dope dealer who wants to fuck your old lady in the ass for a "little-bitty" bag of dope

That shitdickassfucker shorted us on our sack, baby!

by Brian Glasco April 28, 2006

Shitdick

Having a woman put feces on a mans penis, then lubricate his penis with the feces, and engage sexual intercourse.

My girlfriend and I shitdick every day before we sleep.

by TacoPuss33 May 9, 2014

SHITDICK

WHEN A GIRL GETS DRUNK AND GETS FUCKED BY TWO GUYS IN A ROW AND ONE OF THEM ACCIDENTLY STICKS IT IN THE WRONG HOLE. HE FEELS SOMETHING SQUISHY AND PULLS IT OUT YELLING "THE BITCH SHIT ON MY DICK..." THE OTHER GUY POINTS AND SAYS HA HA SHITDICK.

THE HOMIE GOT HIS NAME BY STICKING IT IN THE WRONG WHOLE, SO WHEN WE'RE LOOKING FOR THAT FOOL, WE ASK, WHERES SHITDICK??

by FELONY211 March 8, 2010

ShitDickTaco

While Giving a girl anal sex, you pull out and push her ass cheeks together and pushing your dick between resembling a taco

"Dude I gave Ashley a ShitDickTaco last night

by XxStayGoldxX February 14, 2010