swellin

someone who is actually lying but believes they are telling the truth

That dude said he drank a whole bottle of 151 but I think he was swellin

by Raffi Torres November 14, 2004

smelling onions

to make a face like you've smelled something bad in response to the presence of a person or something that has been said.

as in:
"I told him to give you a call about the latest deadline so quit smelling onions at me."

or

"I know she doesn't like me, she's always smelling onions when I see her."

by MadSunCaribou August 24, 2007

selling sugar

To prostitute oneself; to sell one's 'sugar' for money.

You better not fall in love with her.. that girl's selling sugar at some sleazy street corner every chance she gets.

by sibba March 30, 2009

selling out the colonies

euphemistic expression indicating any decadent behavior (from Battlestar Galactica's Gaius Baltar)

Q. What have you been up to?
A. Oh, the usual: traveling the world, having meaningless sex with strangers, partaking of champagne and baby seal every night and otherwise selling out the colonies...

by shirtliftah April 28, 2010

Spelling Queen

An educated female who has an uncanny ability for correct and proper spelling of words in the English language. She uses her ability to act as a human dictionary and offers dictation for those less fortunate than she on correct spelling. However, her spelling dictation, at times, turns from dictation to dictatorship and she will (or wishes to) destroy anyone or anything that improperly spells a word. For this reason she has earned the title of a queen.

Person A writes: "an outrages amount of hair"
Spelling Queen: "it's outrageous"
Person A corrects sentence: "an outragous amount of hair"
Spelling Queen: "I SAID IT IS OUTRAGEOUS!!! OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!!

A true Spelling Queen would be able to read through this definition and example and mock it for improper spelling found therein.

by Nocturnal Mammal - Man June 4, 2013

Selling Matches

An incognito way to tell a guy that their zipper is open. And insult them at the same time.

"Hey Billy. Are you selling matches?"

by JimmyRK October 30, 2016

shelina

Mother Brown Bear in the Native American Medicine Wheel is the most kindest person you will ever come across however, she is useless in a crisis (occasionally) and has a tendency to find things very funny 24/7. Not to be crossed when tired, she loves to clean and stay out of trouble - thus meaning that she'll do what ever she can to avoid an argument. Making delicious food often comes with a downside: a messy kitchen that Shelinas cannot cope with. A real family person, Shelinas will always make time for their family but often need to get away from it all by "going for coffee." (Note: sometimes when Shelinas let it be known that they are going out, it can sometimes be used as just as an excuse to have coffee due to their addiction to the social event.) Shelinas cannot stand to stand still, they always need to have " things to do, places to go, people to see." They are often incredibly giggly too. Often feel like they sound like Adele in their head but that does not come across in their singing. Are almost always on Pinterest and have a weakness for Minion quotes. But they always deserve more than they get. Shelinas are incredibly rare. If you do manage to find a Shelina, count yourself incredibly lucky. You'd do well to hold onto her. But then again, what's that got to do with the price of bread?

Mam: Child, hello, it's me
Child: Mam you is a Shelina not an Adele
Mam: Child why?
Child: Because your Adele voice isn't coming out like an Adele voice
Mam: Dang kid, you right

by lola98765432 June 24, 2016