She’s annoying sometimes, and sucks at starting and keeping up with conversations, and even though shelby’s are usually white, she also has a GIGANTIC BLACK PENIS, and the biggest sack of hairy ass nuts you ever seen, its like looking at two watermelons in a blanket, shes VERY cute though, has alot of friends and has guys all over her contantly, shes kind, has a pretty smile, and short.
Daammmnnn shelby lookin fine as hell today just like she was yesterday....and the day before, and before that and before that and before that
by Anonymous activity October 14, 2018
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and apperently her name means "sheltered town"... but i swear she was named after a car.
and apperently her name means "sheltered town"... but i swear she was named after a car.
by mrkbab February 4, 2009
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2. v. to follow someone around endlessly, eavesdropping on conversations and what not.
2. v. to follow someone around endlessly, eavesdropping on conversations and what not.
1. dude, don't say that to her; she's a shelby, she'd probably shit her pants.
2. ugh! that girl's been shelbying me, it's so fucking annoying!
2. ugh! that girl's been shelbying me, it's so fucking annoying!
by johnjacobginglehiemersmith March 11, 2007
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also is particularly odd, and is often found talking to and naming inanimate objects, such as buses, and pretending that she is an animal. Likes some painful things, such as shots. Is also smiling all the time and is one of those people who can take a very tense situation, such as a debate with friend, and make sure that they DON'T kill each other.
also is particularly odd, and is often found talking to and naming inanimate objects, such as buses, and pretending that she is an animal. Likes some painful things, such as shots. Is also smiling all the time and is one of those people who can take a very tense situation, such as a debate with friend, and make sure that they DON'T kill each other.
1. "hi bus, how are you? what should i name you?" that girl talking is DEF a shelby!
2. Shelby:"WHOOO!!! I'm a camel!"
kid: "is that girl crazy?"
kid 2: "no thats just shelby"
kid: "isn't that the same thing"
friend: "Conan O'Brien is SOOOOO much better than Jay Leno because of (ten minutes later) and (an hour later)!!
shelby: "ok calm down, we can talk about this later...once i'm not in the position to be strangled"
2. Shelby:"WHOOO!!! I'm a camel!"
kid: "is that girl crazy?"
kid 2: "no thats just shelby"
kid: "isn't that the same thing"
friend: "Conan O'Brien is SOOOOO much better than Jay Leno because of (ten minutes later) and (an hour later)!!
shelby: "ok calm down, we can talk about this later...once i'm not in the position to be strangled"
by nati96rox May 1, 2010
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Person 2: Kate kept flirting with him, she's such a Shelby!
Person 2: Kate kept flirting with him, she's such a Shelby!
by mikilla_1 June 6, 2009
Get the shelby mug.(v) the act of lying about "petty" shit and being a pussy ass cunt
(n) someone who avoids confrontation because they know they got caught up int their own shit and can't dig their way out of it this time; an attention seeking slut
(n) someone who avoids confrontation because they know they got caught up int their own shit and can't dig their way out of it this time; an attention seeking slut
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