Be my samurai💝

Protect her, be there for her. Don't let anyone fuck with her. She's fragile and needs her samurai.

Billie: Give me your money
Girl: Please go away
Boy: Is he bothering you?
Girl: Yes, Be my samurai💝

by thatonepotato November 20, 2016

SamuraI Jesus 2024X

The future in Samurai Jesus technology with dradle seeking crosses and teh nail gun from Quake (from his hands)-When he was created his prime objective was to eliminate Samurai Moses and dominate own all games of bloody knuckles...

"UR arse is mine -Samurai Jesus is bak biaaaaaaatch..."

by Ace April 20, 2004

samurai sword

What you refer to as, the pulling off of the condom after having intercourse while making the "czshingggg" noise, forcing the woman to commit seppuku.

I asked Janet if she was on the pill. When she said "no," I was forced to pull out my samurai sword.

by Joefus' Roommate October 24, 2008

keyboard samurai

Someone who hides behind a computer and threatens another person over the Internet, using very threatening language. Such a person is 110% a pussy and will run away like a deer when confronted in life but will easily trash talk on the Internet wielding his keyboard.

"Man I'll fucking cut tour throat open and feed your flesh to your mom you fucking dead man walking. Make sure the cops catch you before I do!"

"Woah we have a keyboard samurai over here. Come get me faggot!"

by The Holy Wanker March 10, 2014

samurai slap

When a guy whips out his soft dick, slaps someone across the face, and quickly pulls his pants back up

I samurai slapped her last night

by Kouta Tsuchiya April 20, 2016

Samurai main

An individual that lacks ability, talent, skill, or dignity and makes up for which by exploiting shortcuts in attempt to feel equal or superior to their peers.

Hes thinks hes so impressive, but hes just a samurai main.

by turbosnatcher April 19, 2017

Shambray

She is the epitome of elegance and charm. At the same time, you are savage, brutal and a total bad-ass to those who mess with you. You are the kind of girl everybody wants to have and at the same time terrified to mess with.

You have a facade that is enigmatic that lures everyone to you like a magnet does. But you are a hard catch!

Everyone either love shambray Or hate on her... Either way shes Bomb!

by LoveCruz May 1, 2018