shagged and bagged

In the event of a one night stand.

I shagged and bagged him.

by rachel x October 18, 2013

Shag Knees

When the knees are sore, swollen, in pain or have friction burn from having vigorous sex on a carpeted floor or rug. The heavier the carpet shag the worse the condition.

Wow girl. What’s with your knees? Looks like you fell off a bicycle. Naaahhh. I got fucked six ways to Sunday’s last night on the living room rug. Just a bad case of shag knees.

by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2018

Shag for roof

A person that wants to sleep with another person to find somewhere to sleep for the night.

I knew right from the beginning she was searching for a Shag for roof. So I gave her both. A place to stay and a good Shag.

by NomadWordMaker January 6, 2021

swag shag

The meaning behind 'Swag Shag' is a simple phrase that comes from the dark land of poon. It is the activity of simply having sexual intercourse with a clean shaven vagina.

Borris: How was last night bro?
Ben : Total Swag Shag
Borris: That clean 'ay

by charliemofo August 30, 2014

shag the haggis

Literally means sex with sheep

Johnny said he likes to shag the haggis. What a pervert!

by anonymous1717 October 15, 2016

hide and shag

a sneaky game played by old people wishing to inject passion into their lives

'Right. I've had enough of hide and shag. Come out.'

by bilaaal January 11, 2014

Shag-a-rific

Some one who is worth getting in bed with. Fuckable. Male or female. If a male is Shag-a-rific, they most likely have a large 'love loaf'. Once you have them in bed, they are guaranteed to be absolutely amazing and have a great 'shag'.

Girl- Do you see that guy over there? He is definitely Shag-a-rific!

Friend- DAMN! I agree, I bet he also has an amazing Love Loaf. *wink.wink.*

by svnnshhernandez July 24, 2010