Shag & Shave

It's where you have a quick shag with your significant other, then give them a haircut afterwards.

"Shag & Shave, where you shag and then have a haircut" 1 hour later" "That was a nice bit of anal there Sophie" "Yeh I agree" said Steven, now what about that haircut" "Short back and sides? ;)

by HairyGooch February 1, 2018

Shag Knees

When the knees are sore, swollen, in pain or have friction burn from having vigorous sex on a carpeted floor or rug. The heavier the carpet shag the worse the condition.

Wow girl. What’s with your knees? Looks like you fell off a bicycle. Naaahhh. I got fucked six ways to Sunday’s last night on the living room rug. Just a bad case of shag knees.

by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2018

hide and shag

a sneaky game played by old people wishing to inject passion into their lives

'Right. I've had enough of hide and shag. Come out.'

by bilaaal January 11, 2014

Scoob and Shag

One the best webcomics, if not the best webcomic, out there. Starts out as a shitpost then progresses into an actual comic with an actual plot. Reimagines children cartoons and does a good job of doing it!

"Do you read Scoob and Shag?" "No." "Get out of my sight you disgusting human being."

by thecoolestpastaontheplanet April 30, 2019

shagged and bagged

In the event of a one night stand.

I shagged and bagged him.

by rachel x October 18, 2013

shag the haggis

Literally means sex with sheep

Johnny said he likes to shag the haggis. What a pervert!

by anonymous1717 October 15, 2016

Shag Daddy

A groovy dude who doesn't need nice clothes or nice things to be attractive. Usually wearing rags and unshaved. Always throwing out positive vibes while giving you the wink.

My buddy John may be dirty and broke but he's still a total shag daddy.

by Ramblin Jack January 6, 2021