WORK SPECTATING

When you're surfing the internet, and your nosey co-workers comment on your "not working".

My co-workers here are always work spectating. I was shooting off a quick email to my husband in Iraq and they are always saying I'm not doing my workload! Funny, they are too busy seeing what everyone else is doing and NOT doing their work!!

by N-GIRL January 19, 2009

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Premarital Sexting

The act of Sexting (Sexual Text Messaging) between two parties before engaging in the legal and/or religious confines and institution of covenantal marriage. See Sexting.

Billy: "Hey Babe"
Sally-Jo: "Hey Monkey"
Billy: "What are you wearing?"
Sally-Jo: <Naked Picture>
Billy: "AWESOME!!!"

Premarital Sexting.

by RockyRac December 1, 2011

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sad setting of sails

A sad setting of sails (or sad setting’ of sails) is a mess, or even an eyesore. It’s something that’s completely messed up. It’s the opposite of Ship Shape.

I bought the lot, but tore the house down, because it was a sad setting of sails.

by DeadHead68 June 24, 2021

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Sexting

A stupid media term, that has the entire world going insane because the media is making it out to be the worst thing in the world, but honestly no one can do any harm to it.

It's where a guy(or girl) sends nude pictures of themself back and fourth, or once. Personally I think the worse that could happen is the person show someone, but that's really it. The media is making out to be something so horrible that all kids could face sexual assualt charges and shit like that. Literally only a few kids are caught, and it happens day to day to a thousand teens. Personally it's one of those things that "It's a different time, different setting, sex is more common, but adults hate it, think it's evil blah blah blah" it's just shit like that.

4/5/09

Girl: Hey sexy, I'm feelin a lil hot tonight.(;
Boy: Okay, send some pics and I'll send some.
Girl: You first.

News Lady: On April 5th, local boy and girl were sexting all night, the boy sent many pictures of his penis, and his entire body, while the girl sent many pictures of her vagina, and her body. Sexting could possibly get them a felony charge at 12 years old! Crazy ha?

by truthful_about_truch May 2, 2009

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Sexting

Sexy texting. Used to be called cyber sex but with the convenience of cell phones, now you can text dirty messages wherever you go!

Before the Partwii, Lauren, the cyborg, bus surfed over to Mickey D’s with his brofriend Chuck Norris and bought a McGangbang happy meal with the funds that he jacked from his sugar momma after his disco nap that afternoon. Chuck pulled out his phone from his nuthuggers and started sexting a ginger slice with a tramp stamp that he had been friendly following ever since they shared a game of Jager pong. Lauren gave Chuck the air jerk as he noticed Tanasa the grade digger that sat next to him in his art class. Lauren gave her the “let’s just be friends” nod and grabbed his happy meal. As Lauren walked outside he saw, Bruce, the designated drunk, as he started wailing teenybopper show tunes. Bruce was manstrating again and wanted his fix of Dr. Pepper and Big league chew. The night of celebrating Lauren’s nomotion had barely even started and already he was knackered.

by Micron X February 24, 2010

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