Samantha

1- a bestfriend, and a perfect girlfriend. if you ever meet a samantha, get to know her, and if you're looking for a date, go for it. she's the one.
2- always funny, and always adorable. samanthas usually enjoy music, movies, and becoming your bestfriend.
3- often times tho, samanthas cause drama between friends, if there's dating involved. so, watch out!
4- find one, TODAY!

Austin- So, I just met this girl, Samantha.. She's really cool!
Alex- I'M dating a Samantha! She's funny, and sweet, and cute, and oh so adorable!
Austin- Yeah, that sounds about right....
Alex- ..... Get away from my girlfriend.

by TriviumTragedy. February 10, 2010

Sean Connery

Sean Connery is a Knight of Scotland and an Accomplished Actor. The following are facts about Connery:

At age 14 Sean Connery became the first freshman ever to be elected prime minister of the entire student body at his high school.

Recent DNA testing show possibilities that Sean Connery is a descendant of William Wallace, Napoleon, Joan of Ark, and arguably king Tut. It is likely that he also is related to John Lennon and recently deceased NFL star safety Sean Taylor.

Sean Connery is said to have accepted the role of James Bond because the character of Bond is so closely related to Sean himself. (Although he denies it, many say he was highly involved in MI6 in his earlier years.)

One of the most prevalent rumors involving Sir Connery's Knighthood is that the Queen Knighted him largely due to his stunning linguistic and negotiation skills during the Cuban Missile Crisis. As an experienced MI6 operative at that time, he persuaded the Soviet Union and the United States to ease off on the ongoing hostilities, preventing a possible third World War. After this accomplishment he decided to end is MI6 career and go full-fledged into the film industry.

On a lighter note, Sean Connery never has pizza delivered to him. He just eats Digiorno. Its not delivery, its Digiorno.

Paul: JFK certainly held his ground against the Soviets.

John: No he didn't, that was Sean Connery you fool!

by Van Wampler February 25, 2008

sean hannity

Any one person who is part of a cult of personalty, and argrees with anything the supposed leader says (in his case George Bush). Marshalls propoganda, ignores facts, and invites softball ideologues on his show and never lets them talk so it looks like they're wrong. A traditionally ignorant person whose listeners are anywhere from 10-1000000X more ignorant because they never bother to factcheck him and just accept even the most bogus story as true.

Ann Coulter is just another Sean Hannity...agreeing with everything the president does, even if it means middle class families who can't afford their hospital bills because of a freak accident have to go without healthcare.

by Bill Do'reilly November 22, 2007

seaman belly

adj: to describe a person who looks so gentleman and polite, but that guy is actually a gangster who curses a lot or firetruck people a lot. Or he is just an abnormal person.

1. He looks so normal, but actually he is a seaman belly who enjoys stabbing himself like an emo.

by Valocko October 30, 2010

Ordinary Seaman

A fat fuck who claims to be from the shitty state of south carolina but is in fact from virginia. Usually found with a dumb ass look on its face and its hand either scratching its fat ass or its little dick. Whenever this thing fucks up, it thinks a simple "ma bad" will do. Also is not able to get any pussy of anykind even kpa.

Guy: Who is that fat ass scratching his balls over there?

Girl: Thats an Ordinary Seaman , he sure wont shut up about south carolina and he makes my pussy dry.

by thisishowwedoit April 21, 2009

Sean

A guy that has sea blue eyes and floofy brown hair. Enjoys listening to music. Gives amazing hugs and a fantastic listener. Has a wit to charm all the ladies. Passionate about what is happening in the world, and willing to share his open mind with anyone who takes interest. A total film fan from the popular movies to documentaries. Will stay up late into the night talking to his special someone, or friends, about anything and everything in the universe. A total rockstar at everything he sets out to accomplish. Very gorgeous heart inside and out. Has a smile that can brighten up your world, but a calmness about him that balances any room he walks into. If you have one in your life, don't let him be the one that got away.

Sean is a total babe. He took me to the movies last night. We then talked for hours afterward about it.
Sean is so smart and fun to be around. He will go far in life.
Dude, did you just see Sean pick up that girls number? He's a smooth operator. Has all the ladies at his feet.

by rainbow_blaxx May 26, 2017

Samantha

The Perfect GF. Samantha is the whole package, nice, funny, maybe a little sarcastic, cute, hot, sexy, everything you could ever wish for in your GF. Shes, loyal, trustworthy, and will always be there for you when your not feeling so hot. If you aren't this girls BF yet then you're seriously missing out. and if you are, you are.. Damn you, you are one lucky guy.

Steve: Is that an angel?
Will: Nope, that's Samantha, my girlfriend.
Steve: Lucky..
Will: Yeah, I am.

by (>'')> <(''<) November 4, 2010