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comment section soldier

Someone who looks though comments of a post of someone who is usually a minority or oppressed to some extent, or someone who is attacked for a certain opinion that is widely seen as justified and morally right, and debates with the commenters who disagree and attack the speaker/poster.
When it comes to posts about the trans community, I become a comment section soldier and sift through the comments to fight the 12 year olds hating
by Ermmmmm69420 May 13, 2024
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Sectionals

When two pasty lesbians do the dirty with a broccoli and a lobster
Mallori and Shayne had a round of sectionals while listening to NPR
by Swagmastersarim July 30, 2016
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Section 1

The section in the school lunchroom that gets called for everything unlike section 3
Section 1 library passes
Section 3: This is common
by baconaspk March 13, 2020
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B-Section

A B-Section is a specialized surgical procedure in which a skilled professional meticulously removes both the hair and follicles from the eyebrows. Often B-Sections lead to Follicurolysis Syndrome and can be fatal.
My drunk friend dared my homeless uncle to get a B-Section he died 2 weeks later.
mugGet the B-Sectionmug.

election section

As opposed to a c-section, when the results of an election cause pregnant women to conclude their unborn child has a better chance of survival the sooner they get the right to vote, therefore the sooner they are born.
Person A: I went into labor yesterday, and had a beautiful baby boy. But it was a premature birth.

Person B: Really? Why?

Person A: I underwent an election section after experiencing the shock of Tuesday’s election.
by TheSharpie November 25, 2016
mugGet the election sectionmug.

Homie sectional

A couch/sectional bunched up with homies. Not sexual in any way.
Bruh we gonna game all night on Nick's homie sectional
by Gshsbsve August 29, 2019
mugGet the Homie sectionalmug.

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