stretched out whore

A woman whose pussy has been pounded so much that fucking her would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

I finally got to nail Cathy the other night. I never knew what a stretched out whore she was, cause her beef curtains were hanging down to the ground.

by Mike -Hunt January 11, 2008

Scratch.mit.edu

A slow coding website notoriously occupied by 6 years old.

Scratch.mit.edu is pretty useful, aside from the fact that it 1) can't handle a single MB and 2) is full of little kids, so literally no bad words or semi-mature content is allowed.

by idkwhatthefuckdoyouwantmetosay December 2, 2017

stretch top hat

The act of intercourse using a condom. Upon completion of ejaculation into the condom, the male takes the comdo filled with sperm and stretches it over the female counterparts head. The female then blows air into the condom with her nose until it pops.

I gave Rachel a stretch top hat last night and when it popped, my jizz was all over her hair.

by brentstopher February 5, 2008

Morning Scratch

The prolonged scratching session to a man's junk in the morning. Usually done before getting out of bed or while on the toilet.

oh jeeze, I really need a morning scratch!..............Ah yeah.........there we go.

by venatio April 4, 2010

itchy and scratchy

A cartoon within a cartoon - a short 30 second segment appearing on the Simpsons about a mouse (itchy) who kills a cat (scratchy) and in one episode Poochie (who was killed off and never allowed to return again under legal obligations) in the most violent ways possible. Itchy and scratchy are pretty much simpsons charecters in there own right but should also get ther eown show as a simpsons spin-off. Scratchy has been killed in hundreds of ways - Bazooka, Firecrackers, The Moon landing on him, a bride full of explosives, falling off the seattle needle etc etc...

Itchy is voiced by Dan Castallanetta (homer, mayor quimby...) and Scratchy Harry Shearer (Mr Burns, Smithers Dr. Hibbert Flanders, Wolfcastle etc...)

They fight
They bite
They fight, They bite, They fight
Fight Fight Fight
Bite Bite Bite
The Itchy and Scratchy show....Boom

by Brother Number One July 15, 2008

scratchy satchel

Itchy scrotum.

Due to an unfortunate scrotal rash I eagerly paw my scratchy satchel.

by richippr September 29, 2008

Scetchwa

Scetchwa is a bastardized word derived from the term Scetch One which means someone who is scetch. Scetchwa usually refers to a person who is scetch. But can be used to describe anything you do not want to be involved in or anything you dislike. It is used as a synonym for "Fuck that!", "Damn that sucks/is a burn" or simply "No way".

Antonyms: Awesome, Sweet, Cool, Nice, Good Job, Good for You, Way to go.

"Dude i went out with that girl that works at hooters last night!"

"You mean the fat chick that was taking out the garbage? Scetchwa!!"

by Killa Coop February 11, 2010