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Schrodinger's Graze

A graze that you will not touch depending on the amount of pain you had when you first touched it.
Yesterday i had a graze it did not hurt when i touched it so i kept on touching it i guess you could say i had 'Schrodinger's graze

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Yesterday i had a graze that hurt when i touched it, so i treated it like a fragile vase for the rest of the day
by Chilly6.0 May 25, 2020
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schrodingers jerk session

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When somebody is both jerkin it and not jerking at the same time they could have sticky hands while nobody knows
Bludbro: i think im jerking it but im not jerking it

Blawg: huhh well how do you know

Bludbro: idk i just feel it its like the schrodingers jerk session
by Testicleinspectorangelgoat December 20, 2024
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Schrodinger's Flirt

Much like Schrodinger’s Joke, Schrodinger’s Flirt is a flirtatious gesture in which, if one or both parties are clearly joking, then neither should take it seriously, but if they are both serious then they should let fly.
Friend: “Hey dude, she was clearly flirting with you. Did you tap that?”
Other Friend: “Nah man, Schrodinger’s Flirt. Schrodinger's Flirt means it’s just a joke between us but if she ever was dead serious, I’d fuck her everyday of the week and twice on Sunday.”
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Schrodinger's Ragebaiter

A person who publically makes incorrect or stupid claims and then decides if he was rage-baiting depending on the reaction of others around him.
Person 1: "This 'drawing' is clearly generated by AI, not to mention it's terrible. Pick up a pencil."
Person 2: "You know they uploaded a timelapse video of their drawing process right?"
Person 1: "Chill dude, you got ragebaited lol"
Person 3: "Yeah right, dude. Schrodinger's Ragebaiter..."
by VonixAgate August 4, 2025
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Schrodinger's Douchebag

Someone who makes a distasteful/offensive comment (Racist, sexist, homophobic etc), then tries to play it off after it doesn't land.
Guy 1 (Schrodinger's Douchebag): "Marlon mogs all of you? Yeah, but he's black."

Guy 2: "No, he's not."

Guy 1: "Oh, he's not?" *Nervously tapping on table*

Guy 2: "Have you seen his parents? They're white."

Guy 1: "Oh."

Guy 2: "I think he's just really tan. He does mog."

Guy 1: "H-He mogs us to oblivion."
by Dean Dihchester July 9, 2025
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Schrodinger's Nigga

If your homie was really having a nigga moment in a walmart or if he wasnt. This concept is extremely vital to fish out the baddest nigga from the other pussies
Nigs: yo homes i heard you brutally shot down a 5 year old inside of a walmart using a p90?
Nigs the 2nd: nah nigga that was some other dumbass mofo
Nigs: tis truly Schrodinger's nigga
by ssmokingisbad April 29, 2024
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Schrodinger’s Rage Bait

When your friend says something a dumb “hot take”, but waits for the reaction of the group to claim it was rage bait.
Friend 1: why does Jake always say the dumbest takes in the group chat?
Friend 2: He thinks it’s funny to rage bait us, but he’s actually just stupid
Friend 1: Ah I get it, he waits to be called out to say he was just trying to get a rise out of us
Friend 2: exactly, it’s a Schrodinger’s Rage Bait
by Squidington May 29, 2025
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