Someone online who gets after obvious satire for being supposedly sexist or racist, yet also being either of those things un-ironically (example: “these sexist memes are so awful, I bet they were made by white loser incel dudes!”)
“This bigoted meme can’t hide under the pretense of satire, that doesn’t make it okay!!!”
Stop being a Schrödinger’s Samaritan
Stop being a Schrödinger’s Samaritan
by walter the waxy May 8, 2023
Get the Schrödinger’s Samaritanmug. Schrödinger's Legal Age: When a young woman (18-29) is seen as either a child or an adult depending on the age of her male partner. If she is dating a man her own age, she's an adult. If the man is 30+, she is a child and he is a pedophile despite the woman being of legal age. Does not apply to lesbian relationships.
This practice is usually invoked by 30+ women who used to date older men when they were young, but resent those same men for overlooking them now that they are no longer 18-29.
This practice is usually invoked by 30+ women who used to date older men when they were young, but resent those same men for overlooking them now that they are no longer 18-29.
A woman: Leonardo DiCaprio is a pedophile for dating a 22 year old woman!!!
A Man: Are you suggesting that a 22 year old woman is a child? Sounds like a case of Schrödinger's Legal Age.
A Man: Are you suggesting that a 22 year old woman is a child? Sounds like a case of Schrödinger's Legal Age.
by Jolly Jay June 9, 2024
Get the Schrödinger's Legal Agemug. "I don't know bro, .... look so sexy until i saw it with my own eyes 😓"
"So it means i'd called those a Schrödinger's Futanari"
"So it means i'd called those a Schrödinger's Futanari"
by a9ito September 21, 2025
Get the Schrödinger's Futanarimug. A thought experiment involving a blindfold, a guy, and a girl. While blindfolded, you receive a blowjob from one of them, but you don’t know who. The act remains "not gay" until the blindfold is removed. As long as you don’t look, it’s assumed the girl is doing the job—thereby keeping things hetero by default.
Bro, I got a Schrödinger's Blowjob, I think the dude sucked my dick because he was wiping his lips afterwards.
by dingusdugglas January 29, 2025
Get the Schrödinger's Blowjobmug. This is an argument generally used by right-wing or pro-capitalist people or politicians in regards to their ideological views on communism. This is related to their often bipolar or unfounded claims that communism is such a terrible system that it simply falls on its own, while simultaneously being so powerful that it needs to be personally dismantled from outside powers like the United States of America.
Schrödinger’s Communism in an argument:
"Communism is an inherently broken system that always leads to economic failure and collapse—but if the U.S. hadn't stepped in to stop it, half the world would be under its control by now."
"Communism is an inherently broken system that always leads to economic failure and collapse—but if the U.S. hadn't stepped in to stop it, half the world would be under its control by now."
by Embellished Marshmallow July 20, 2025
Get the Schrödinger’s Communismmug. We don't know if they're there or not
Mane talks about all the 'girls he pulls' but gets nervous when we ask anything abt them. Bro has Schrödinger's bitches fr.
by jambalayas November 21, 2023
Get the Schrödinger's bitchesmug. The very man who is class representative, the class No1 slave, the Batman who disappears with shadows/completely/, the true shadow warrior of 11IB-3 Co26, with utmost prowess in being Temowglie's most trusted enslaved black bastard son
The Schrödinger's guy says:"Temowglie, my lord and savior, your homework has been fulfilled to its content with thy name as the creator and originator by the administration of Moor Community of Niggaismic loyalty"
by Random Moor March 13, 2025
Get the Schrödinger's Guymug.