Pirate's Scratch

Occurs during a game of billiards, in which your opponent(s) accidentally hits the cue (white) ball into a pocket. You then proclaim the term "Pirate's Scratch." If delivered repetitively with the proper tone and dialect, your opponent will become extremely aggrivated. The need to know exactly what a "Pirate's Scratch" is will become overwhelming. At this point, you must make a habit of putting the word "Pirate" in front of every pool term. Oh yeah, it doesn't mean anything.

"I'm gonna combo the one to nine in the corner..."

(Cue ball falls into side pocket)

"Arrrrgh. That be a Pirate's Scratch."

by Ted MD October 16, 2006

pinch scratch

the type of scratching method used on a male scrotem or ball sack. In order for the itch to be relieved , the scrotem must be pinched and rolled. Thus the scrathing method is called the "pinch scratch".

Joe : my balls itch and I keep scratching them, but can't seem to get the itch to stop.

Jason: have you tried the "pinch scratch" ? Just pinch and roll!!!

Joe : Ahhh, wow, thats much better, the pinch scratch is deffinitly the best way to relieve an itchy ball sack. Thanks for the tip Jason!

by scooter6416 November 30, 2009

scratch your dirty neck

This term dates back to the early 80's. The original phrase was "scratch your neck".
Etymology: a common practice among sophisticated women after being proven wrong is to scratch their necks, while looking off or away. This action is rarely done by arrogant people when proven wrong. Because of that, This phrase is used to let them know what they need to do, since they are wrong.

Person 1: I use Vit B for my skin to make it soft.
Perosn 2: For soft skin you should try Vit E.
Person 1: Vit B is the oil I need for good skin THANK YOU
Person 2: WRONG, Vit B is water-soluble therefor not an oil, Vit E is an oil.
Person 1: Really!
Person 2: Yea, Really. Scratch your neck!(or scratch your dirty neck)

by Lancerlot G-Mo January 7, 2007

penis scratch

A penis scratch medical condition where the human throat is itchy or in pain. It is typically caused by excessive usage of the voice, bacterial infections, or viruses. Common treatments include over-the-counter cough medication, metholated cough drops, and certain homemade remedies.

I cannot perform at the concert on Saturday because of my penis scratch.

by Chick3nPie January 16, 2008

Scotch Plains

Scotch Plains is that feeling you get when you're making sweet love to a woman.


Westfield, however, is the feeling you get when you're making sweet love to a woman, and then realize it's a man.

I feel so Scotch Plains in this brief, yet sensual, moment of ecstasy.



I feel so...WHAT THE HELL?! YOU'RE A DUDE! I think my dick just shriveled up and fell off! Eugh, I feel so Westfield right now.

by JerseyTrash August 19, 2008

scratchalotapuss

A man having copious amounts of facial hair, who enjoys partaking in oral sex with woman

"Who's your new bearded boyfriend girl? He looks like a scratchalotapuss"

by scratchalotapuss June 21, 2007

scotch

the drink of gods like ron burgandy

i love scotch, scotch, scotch there it goes down down into my belly.

by billy bob brown May 11, 2006