by T LO June 29, 2012
Get the Sausage bucketmug. A Cumbernauld Sausage is like a Cumberland Sausage, but made by an unemployed scumbag living on the streets. It is full of dirt and looks like something dumped inside the Cumbernauld Town Centre. Popular with homeless people in that area, but universally hated in other towns.
by FunkDaBeat September 21, 2014
Get the Cumbernauld Sausagemug. Discovering that the hot chick you just picked up is a Tranny and she/he is sporting a little secret sausage under that dress. By the time you discover this hidden gem, Its too late and you are too trapped to care.
Dude. That babe I picked up last night turned out to be a lady boy.
Did you get the hell out braaaaahhh?
Hell no brohhhh. I was sausage trapped. There was no turning back. I just closed my eyes.
Did you get the hell out braaaaahhh?
Hell no brohhhh. I was sausage trapped. There was no turning back. I just closed my eyes.
by Eaton Holgoode November 16, 2015
Get the Sausage Trapmug. Barry mate, I saw you last night, you looked like a sausage fiend on a mission! Nobody was safe in that gay bar.
by HighestCommonDenominator May 11, 2014
Get the sausage fiendmug. "hey Rachel you know Liam Neeson is 60?"
"yeah, that's some fine vintage sausage in need of a good gobble!"
"yeah, that's some fine vintage sausage in need of a good gobble!"
by muddledaction September 25, 2012
Get the Vintage Sausagemug. When a woman puts tooth paste on a man's dick and brushes it with a toothbrush. After this she puts the penis in her mouth and the paste makes her look like she's foaming at the mouth, like if she had rabies.
by scribbles-maggibbles November 12, 2009
Get the Rabies sausagemug. a sexual act of when a women's fat rolls are wrapped around the males penis and stroked with the skin
by D.O.4.H September 1, 2016
Get the Sausage Rolledmug.