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Sasquatch Apparel

Steezin' Clothing.

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Is that Sasquatch Apparel?

Most definitely is Sasquatch Apparel.
by Benji5150 March 22, 2009
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Sasquatching

The act of driving by and connecting to a bar jukebox, playing an extremely shitty song. Made famous by playing “I Fucked a Sasquatch” by the Seething Fuck Patties.
We drove around Sasquatching every bar in town last night.
by Sasquatch Jr. June 13, 2018
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sasquatch poop

When you take a dump and you feel it, hear it and smell it but when you turn around there is nothing there.

When you look for it it is never found, leading to some not believing its existence.

Up north it is known as an "Abdominal Snowman Poop", and in other countries "Yeti Shit"
Son: look Mommy!! I used the potty!!!
Mom: Good job honey, I'm so proud!! Let me see!....wait the bowl is empty...
Son: i swear I did it, Mommy
Mom: It does stink in here... But I don't believe you did it
Son: Really mommy, I did it must have been a Sasquatch poop..
Mom: There's no such thing..
Son: mom, don't be a skeptic, they are real
Mom: Go to work, your late.
by Oh gee biebs December 11, 2013
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Mini Sasquatch

When your dick and balls are hairy and you draw a face on them. Aka- Cris's dick
Ewwww you own a mini Sasquatch. Big larry is way better. get a larry.
by Broken Tri-pod December 9, 2019
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sasquatch legs

When a guy hasn’t shaved his legs in so long, that they have become very furry.
Girl: Oh my, have you seen Michael’s sasquatch legs?
by BluntWhiskers August 9, 2018
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Sasquatcher

When a man grows a full beard in a 24 hour time period.
My cousin bill is a sasquatcher, he can grow his beard in one day!

Kevin you can be a sasquatcher if you have a gene in your DNA for a lot of fast growing facial hair.
by Everythingzen February 27, 2015
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Sasquatch Patch

Conner's sasquatch patch is peeking out from under his jorts.
by hottestbitchtowalktheearth9 March 10, 2012
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