captain sarcasm

The arch-enemy of Captain Obvious, because unlike him, Captain Sarcasm just answers a stupid question with a rather crude or not sarcastic way. Or just simply states facts in a sarcastic way.
Stupid guy: "If I get bitten by a venomous spider, will I die?"
Captain Sarcasm: "No, you'll become Spider-Man."

Stupid guy: "How will my post card be delivered to my mom "by sea"?"
Cap. Sarcasm: "Swimming, obviously".

Stupid guy: "Do you need to use the bathroom?"
Cap. Sarcasm: *holding his crotch* "No, I need to go to the library and read a book".
by DiogoAttitude November 22, 2016
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meta-sarcasm

The act of striking the balance between coming across as sarcastic and coming across as sincere, so it is unclear as to whether you are being sarcastic. Not to be confused with post-sarcasm (meta-irony is to post-irony as meta-sarcasm is to post-sarcasm) which is being sincere in message while coming across as sarcastic in form.
Michelle and I got in an argument yesterday, but I think we've resolved it - she seems calm about it. I asked if she wanted to hang out, and she replied, "Sure, I would love to hang out today😉". I think she might be playing Schroedinger's feeling concealment. I hate meta-sarcasm.
by fullbodyphallo March 11, 2024
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Sarcasmable

Able to be made into sarcasm
Whoa Jenny, that statement isn't sarcasmable
by King_Bradley March 15, 2017
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Sarcasmic

Gets off while spewing sarcasm, all around the table, in everyone's face.
My wife was sarcasmic at dinner tonight. Too bad we invited the neighbors.
by Bapzzy September 16, 2019
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Sarcasmic

The bodily high one receives from good sarcasm.

A fake, sarcastic orgasm, usually caused by a shitty partner.
Jordan's pun was so sarcasmic!
Honey, I can tell your being sarcasmic.
by HighDeas July 05, 2015
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Sarcasmic

(Adjective) When your level of sarcasm has become so high, it becomes the main facet of your personality
I'm feeling awfully sarcasmic today. Every word out of my mouth is dripping with sarcasm!
by ikandimandi January 27, 2015
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