Slappy Joe

The extreme pain due to a high-velocity impact between the male scrotum and the inner thigh flab. This usually occurs when playing intense sports such as ping-pong, or doing jumping jacks. The resulting sound is a high-pitched, incredibly loud slapping noise.

Person 1: Owww, I just had a slappy joe!

Person 2: ....I am so sorry. Here, take a Vicodin.

by SlappyJoesHurt December 30, 2011

Sapphyre

She is everything you can want in a friend, bestfriend, and girlfriend. She is caring, loving, sweet, Shy at first, Funny at times, athletic, and amazingg in every way. But one of the many great things about her is her Smile a smile that will make you smile and will always remeber it. She gets along with people and never been in a fight but won't back down if it's ever time too handle her business at any time.

Sapphyre is a sweet girlfriend

by Sapphyre March 13, 2017

Slappy kuky

The act of slapping your cuckold boyfriend at his birthday party and calling him stupid in front of everyone.Usually ends with a reconciliation cum kiss

Antoinette gave Christien a slappy kuky on his 42th aniversary

by BogusAnalus February 23, 2021

Ur grandpappy do meat slappy

The worst roast you could ever give. It's even worse than Ur Mom Gay and Ur Dad lesbian and even worse than Ur granny tranny. It will end everyone you say it too.

Person 1: Ur Mom Gay
Person 2: Ur Dad Lesbian
Person 1: Ur Granny Tranny
Person 2: Oh Yeah! Well Ur grandpappy do meat slappy

by iThinkItsFate March 13, 2018

sapphic

non men who feel romantic or sexual attraction to non men. this applies to all non men who like non men, not only lesbians but also bisexuals, pansexuals, etc

i like men and women, i am sapphic!

i am a nonbinary person and i love women and nonbinary people!! i am sapphic

by genshintommy July 18, 2021

Warren Sapp

Condition characterized by chronic diaria of the mouth, bloated buffet impacted colon, and personalitous horses-asses. Common to former professional football players named Sapp. Syptoms include frequent criticism of your coach and teammates. outbreaks of profanity when cameras are not rolling, and blatant cheap shot blind sighted hits against opponents.

I once had a chance. but now I'm a Warren Sapp, I should have listened to Leon Spinks and stayed in school, cause I sure am a fool. Maybe I can learn to rap, but then there's always the deep fryer job at Denny's.

by Pollo Negro October 2, 2005

Sapphic Erotica

A website which will make you jizz.

"Dude, I just went to Sapphic Erotica and I jizzed."

by Mr. NoFace January 20, 2009