samoflan

A color, type of clothing, animal, food product, name of child, body part, a time of day, a state of mind when one is extremely stupid and/or high, and......... you!

The samoflan is round.

by Adam February 23, 2005

Samdrews

A complimentary title specific to those with the name Sam. Denotes surprising cunning, fiscal rank, or physical attractivness.

"Hey, Samdrews" said Paul to Sam. Paul respected Sam's intelligence and monetary standings, and so he conveyed this respect by calling his friend, Samdrews.

by Austin Andrews May 13, 2006

Samoan Flapjack

Eating someone's scrotal hair, fresh from the scrotum.

This morning, right before "The Other Half", I had a Samoan Flapjack.

by Mitch Weaver July 25, 2003

baron samedi

it is a swift back hand slap to the back of the neck usually done when standing up and the one being slapped is sitting down not expecting it. the baron samedi should be accomadated by the sam noise

if you dont settle down you are gonna get a baron samedi

james gave him a baron samedi because he was being an ass clown

by jubajumble February 10, 2009

Samoan

Of Polynesian decent from SAMOA/AMERICAN SAMOA. Naturally funny people,naturally proud people, naturally big people and natural players. There are more SAMOANS/AMERICAN SAMOANS living in New Zealand, Australia and the USA than back home. Love to go to the States for 3 weeks then talk with a thick Yank accent for the next 20 years. Will never give you their real name and hold multiple passports and birth certificates. There is no such thing as a FULL BLOODED SAMOAN as they are either part Chinese, German, Tongan or American. The Samoan Language is so tainted by foreign influence that its actually HAMOA and not SAMOA. Who ever throws the biggest party or give the biggest donation to church is considered O FOR AWESOME. Not all SAMOANS are bad but its the bad ones that give them that sterotype.

Hey do you know a SAMOAN guy named Paris? I met him last night a a club. Oh his real name is TUI, after his dads favourite beer.

by kieran51 November 12, 2010

samoo

A nickname for a girl named Sammy. Samoos must be nice, caring, supportive, and very talented. Samoos are kind of like a second mom. They always tell you how good you did even in the smallest tasks. They never take credit for doing tasks no matter how big the task is. Samoos support you through everything and rarely start drama. If a Samoo sees drama, a Samoo stops drama. Samoos would never hurt you. Samoos are drop dead gorgeous, so if you see one, marry her on the spot.

"Wow is that Samoo?"
"Yeah she's even hotter in person!"
"I call dibs on Samoo"
"No way man no fair!"

by Joogia July 5, 2017

Samadi

Claims being a sea Marshall, navy captain ( actually the only place that he controls warships is in the game : world of Warships)
He also studies medicine and has incomplete skills in playing musical instruments, drawing and sports. He masturbates once per day and always fantasizes about his female friends. But he needs porn videos to accomplish the process (ejaculation). He urinates 24 times a day and has never experienced vaginal,anal or oral sex in his life. He often involves in spying and double/triple/quad agency and messes with his friends. He has kidney failure(not the disease. It refers to his Failure in nephrology exam!)
He has several names that soon will be addressed here

A: hello captian samadi!
B: Hi the little young man, wait ten minutes , I've got to finish this sacred activity (masturbating)

by Nakhoda August 16, 2018