Seedamocker Sea

Colloquially known as 'the sea of deep yogurt',
a legend traced back to the dumping of
"enough whey to float a battleship" by an
out-of-control dairy industry,
the Sea is now known to have formed
when a crater-like depression was filled
by the breaching of an inland dam.

If you can't float your boat
on Seedamocker Sea,
you probably can't float it anywhere.

by alteregoboy December 10, 2008

Seed Surfer

A person who was conceived on a water bed.

Person 1: Did your parents have a water bed before you were born?
Person 2: Yeah why?
Person 1: Then your a seed surfer :D

by Efdfgggf May 14, 2011

Sawed Off T

When you take a T-shirt and you saw and or cutt off the sleeves making said t-shirt into a tank top

Totally turned that old shirt into a sawed off T

by Iwasright February 6, 2015

seeding the garden

Vaginal intercourse. From the novel Their Eyes Were Watching God.

Tea Cake and Janie were seeding the garden.

by NatMcMahan May 28, 2015

seed water

It is the pre-cum

Oh man I think my seed water got her pregnant

by Wizard Acrobat February 9, 2017

Seed scrape

When you balls deep in some fruits and the seeds get caught scraping yo dick.

James yells* "HOLY FUCK MY SCROTUM"
Miles: "Dude what happened?"
James: "FUCKIN SEED SCRAPE MAN"

by watefruisdfbvourbvousvhouwf November 16, 2017

Seed Barn

Seed Barn, A place of dwelling, for children who call their moms "Maw". Commonly-known for orphans who disobey their non-biological parents. Seed Barn is kept in check by wild wolves who tend to roam outside of the seed barn, looking for a little orphan child for a tasty snack. Son, get in the damn seed barn! No maw!

Mrs. Henrietta told Jimmy to sleep in the seed barn.
I better get in the seed barn before maw sees me out in the cow pasture!

by Pedro Calag May 1, 2020