Swamp Donkey

A motorcycle which spends a majority of its time submerged in water, lying on its side, or sunk up to the axles in mud, silt, or sand.

See also: bush pig, clapped out piece of shit, dr650.

No bro, I swear the Swamp Donkey runs better with the airbox full of muddy water.

by ThrottleItOut June 12, 2019

Swamp donkey

Aka sheryl ann reeder less hygienic homeless bitch with low moralsand poor character and will absolute absolutely do any sexual acts for either drugs mainly meth or a cigg cant trust her tends to stink and straves for attention they tend to alway have knee probs and pussy is blow out she gets nowhere in life lives and use people pussy usualy smells like cat piss

Sheryl reeder a real nasty swamp donkey bitch stinks

by Couperider March 31, 2025

Texas Swamp Donkey

The girl your friend is a tad ashamed of.
Mostly found in rural southern river towns. Usually not attractive, but usually rock a solid farm girl ass and rack. Most smoke, drink, and are premiscus. If they have kids they never have custody or the mother assumes responsibility.

A Texas Swamp Donkey is always a female, very stout, and between a 2 and 4 in attractiveness.

by LazyLarry27 December 13, 2020

Swamp Donkey

Sarah’s hoopty truck

Tim: “What the fuck is that sound?”

Nick: “Oh that’s the Swamp Donkey. We know she’s here before she does.”

by Emtff99 August 2, 2021

Swamp Donkey

Another term for a home run in baseball.

Dude just hit another swamp donkey.

by Brothersred April 2, 2024

Swamp donkey

*A very hairy woman.

*Mostly found in the Pacific north west and the Galapagos Islands.

*First discovery made in Shasta County.

Bro, I got laid last night. But she was a total swamp donkey.

by Polarbear667 October 14, 2018

Swamp Donkey

An ugly, very obese female who can easily be mistaken for a man at times who attends parties they are not invited to for the sole purpose of trying to get with a man who is too trashed to defend himself. Swamp Donkeyness tends to start in high school due to rejection and continues throughout adulthood. Due to a lack of self-esteem, this female, as soon as she gets a hold of a man, will run off any and ALL of his friends regardless of their sex. She will grab him by the balls but continue to give him no pussy. Extremely jealous individual who will do anything to get a rise out of other females. Takes everything personal, even in the work place. This bitch is repulsive and will accuse everyone around them of being fake. Hopefully, if one of your friend's does get involved with this kind of an individual, they will realize she is a fat, ugly, worthless piece of shit and come crawling back to you apologizing and begging for forgiveness, but don't count on it. Swamp Donkey's will do anything to get their way... except put out.

This Swamp Donkey approached me at the bar, but I wasn't wasted enough, and I never will be.

by Here's your RISE September 6, 2010