Reverse Swamp Donkey

To "Reverse Swamp Donkey" is very similar to "Swamp Donkey," the only real difference is the gender roles. In a Reverse Swamp Donkey, a horny male gets a girl plastered, while the male stays sober, but pretends to be drunk. Once the girl is nearing blackout, the male takes her upstairs and has shameful sex with her.

"Dude, did you guys hear about Stuart? I guess he swamp donkeyed some girl last night."

"Bro, only chicks can swamp donkey."
"Then Stuart reverse swamp donkeyed her! That slimey sack of shit!"

by Sith Lords November 16, 2014

Bow legged swamp donkey

The 43rd President of the United States of America

George W. Bush is hands down a bow legged swamp donkey from has shamed our nation.

by MindyJ September 2, 2006

mark of the swamp donkey

When a girl has one of those retarded tatoos just over her ass. Any girl with one of these tatoos can usually be found at the bar on a Friday or Saturday night, with 4-10 other girls, getting drunk and puking in the parking lot after.

"Hey, check out the ass on that bitch"
"Not bad, I see she bears the mark of the swamp donkey"

by ArmyDave January 8, 2007

male swamp donkey

A poor old bald drunk bastard, in his 30 ' still living with mama. Who can't get it up, it's hard to screw a piece of rope.

Wakes up in his mama's single wide with his hand holding his rope. Mama says son have you tried twisting your rope. Male swamp donkeys do it!!!

by Blue Smurf 76 June 2, 2015

Carolina Swamp Donkey

During coitus; the act of removing the penis from the vaginal cavity once it has become sufficiently lubricated; the female partner will then "lip" the male's penis by the foreskin much like "lipping" a large fish. She will then proceed to take a selfie of her lipping said penis to commemorate her "catch of the day".

Her profile said she was an avid angler, so I said she'd have to show me a thing or two sometime. That night, we were knockin' boots when she pushed me off and showed me the ol' Carolina Swamp Donkey.

by PP Chartreuse March 11, 2021

Out Of Water Swamp Donkey

Amber Lenard

She's an out of water swamp donkey for sure.

by D.A.R.E.2413 June 15, 2019

The Swamp Donkey

The Swamp Donkey is not to be mixed with the definition of Swamp Donkey, as The Swamp Donkey is a sex position only used when the male and female are both in the bath (swamp) where the male is the giver and the female is the receiver. while in this action the female must act like a donkey while the male sits back and relaxes.

Male- "lets do The Swamp Donkey"
Female- "ok then"

by PoonSlayer27 December 30, 2011