Cunt Swabbler

Usually to a guy named Adam, they like to make dumb decisions! for example not playing football and staying in his hometown and not playing football!

1) picking sucking dick for a million dollars over doing a race for a million dollars that you know you can win! Or

2) hey you know that cunt swabbler? oh yeah that guy adam who plays football right?

3) You fucking Cunt Swabble... wanna make some money the easy way or the "hard" way?

by Poseidonthepussywetta October 3, 2011

Cunt Swab

Tampon. Surrounded by the Vagina.

Person 1: Wow, John is such a cunt swab.
Person 2: Yeah, John is such a tampon.

by BigPPSchlongMaster June 12, 2015

Swab the poop deck

when a pirate is giving anal sex to a captive

yarrrrr!!! I'll swab your poop deck!

by Derek January 14, 2004

slabs

slow low and bumpin system (primarily used in southern urban ghettos)

Down south we ride slabs

by J-HTX July 14, 2007

Stabs

A car's ability to drive fast.

"My car's got stabs."

by Big PW February 11, 2004

Swabbin'

Slurpin' durp, giving head, etc.

Let's go swabbin' for cack.
I love swabbin' the cack!!
That nigga just got swabbed.

by DaFaUzZeZZ June 7, 2011

dick swab

someone that is used to swab..or clean..a dick..as in sucking on it to get all the shit off of it..

"yeah baby...lick that shit off..you're such a good dick swab.."

by o0 kinky March 15, 2003