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samuel stevens

The coolest guy in the world. If you ever see him, say hi and give him 1000000000 dollars. He has a big one and loves girls.
LOOK!!! THERE IS SAMUEL STEVENS!!!! HE IS THE COOLEST GUY EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jada stevens

Loves to sit in Dominic’s face and make him cum she’s the best at dick riding Dominic they have the best sex ever
Dominic is going to end up getting that Jada stevens chick pregnant
by Dick chin uppercut July 9, 2023
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A Clint Stevens

A classic blunder known in the speed running world, in which you improve too quickly and so you’ll have reds for the rest of your life
Super really fucked up by pulling a Clint Stevens, he’ll never beat that Minecraft speedrun time
by Sorrow_boy November 1, 2020
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Stevenote

Any time Apple's CEO, Steve Jobs, gets up and makes a keynote address at an Apple event, hordes of Mac users go totally bonkers speculating about what new products will be announced. The keynote address is often referred to as the "Stevenote," though for some people, just saying the word "keynote" is enough to get them a little excited.

The most prominent "Stevenote" of the year takes place in the first half of January, at the MacWorld San Francisco expo. Other notable Stevenotes occur at MacWorld Paris (which involves staying up until 3 or 4 AM to hear what Steve has to say), the Worldwide Developer's Conference, and various special events throughout the year.
I was thinking of buying a new PowerBook, but I have to wait until after the Stevenote in case they announce new ones!
by AstroMan January 6, 2005
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Steve Irwin

A true bloody legend that was a wildlife conservationist. He owned Australia zoo and his wife is making a another documentary called crikey! It’s the Irwins. He was a great person who died doing what he loved. RIP steve
by Djdnidmfdm April 7, 2019
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Stoner Steve

a fat pothead whose name is Steve


a male who sells or smokes cannabis


he who deals the weed


the man that makes me high
Hey Stoner Steve Wheres all the bud at
by Sean Fitzpatrick October 19, 2008
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Steve Jobs Business Plan

A product differentiation strategy that involves releasing multiple variations of the same product with just notable differences in each successive generation to the point where consumers feel they must upgrade. If the gap between the product the consumer owns and the product the company just released is 2 generation apart or larger, the consumer's product is outdated to the point that its value has plummeted to levels where resell value is less than half of the original cost and/or the company has cut off support for the product either formally or in a de facto manner (e.g. releasing updates to iOS that consume increasing amounts of RAM since it is designed to run on the newer harder with more RAM, but the older hardware becomes defunct because all of its RAM is being used to run the operating system and not any programs, such as music).
I got the iPhone when it came out, but I want to get the iPhone 3GS because it's half an ounce lighter. Unfortunately, the Steve Jobs Business Plan has rendered my iPhone worthless.
by Alpha19745 May 23, 2011
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