stumped cow

A cow that is trained to back up to a stump in order to be fucked by a human

Bessie is such a well trained stumped cow that all Jonathan has to do is walk up to the stump.

by Scottypotty2 April 18, 2018

stomped a bird

when you get rid of some annoying person in your life

Guy 1: Hey man how's joe doing?
Guy 2: Good, he just stomped a bird.
Guy 1: Sick

by yaboicuulin September 29, 2017

Stumped Chump

That person, who is fully knowledgeable as a subject matter expert, is tested by outside sources with material so obscure it is generally retrieved & referenced through paralegal methodologies

The Journeyman took a test that contained questions from the most obscure & irrelevant qualification standards, it left him a stumped chump and quite butt hurt.

by JR Stump June 5, 2018

Stumped Chump

That person, who is fully knowledgeable as a subject matter expert, is tested by outside sources with material so obscure it is generally retrieved & referenced through paralegal methodologies

The Journeyman took a test that contained questions from the most obscure & irrelevant qualification standards, it left him a stumped chump and quite butt hurt.

by JR Stump June 5, 2018

staped

destroyed someone in a 1v1

"i staped this guy really badly i bet he is so mad"

by yeet 09 March 23, 2019

Stumped

Getting beat so bad in anything but most popular 2k.

“Wtf we got stumped”
“Then stop spam dribbling bum”

by Blake Day December 31, 2020

Swamped

(Verb) - To have liquid snot pumped into your asshole.

Hey Jack, did Your asshole get swamped last night?

Yea! My girl pumped me with so much snot it was dripping out!

by Jahsuej April 26, 2021