The Future’s So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades

I study nuclear science
I love my classes
I got a crazy teacher
He wears dark glasses
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing alright, getting good grades
The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades
I gotta wear shades
I've got a job waiting for my graduation
Fifty thou a year'll buy a lot of beer
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing alright, getting good grades

The Future’s So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades
I gotta wear shades
Well I'm heavenly blessed and worldly wise
I'm a peeping-tom techie with x-ray eyes
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing alright, getting good grades
The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades
I gotta wear shades
I study nuclear science
I love my classes
I got a crazy teacher
He wears dark glasses
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing alright, getting good grades

The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades
I gotta wear shades, I gotta wear shades

by Death Menace February 5, 2023

That's so Mason

1. Performing an action that is deemed absolutely retarded by all of you peers.

Boy 1: Did you see Travis slide into the table?

Girl 1: Yeah, that was soo mason.

by Jeremy Phillips April 2, 2005

That's So Vintage

Another version of "That's so five minutes ago".

Prep: Hey! Check out my miniskirt!

Other person: That's so vintage.

Prep: (Goes somewhere and cries)

by Juni_Wolfen September 27, 2005

That's so lesbian

thats soh lez-bee-uhn

A phrase to describe something that is incredibly cool, fun, or awesome. Can be used by anyone regardless of sexual orientation.

Antonym: That's so gay, which has been misconstrued to denote stupidity, which in turn makes the speaker of the phrase reveal their ignorance.

Speaker 1 - "Woah man! I just wrestled a bear!"

Speaker 2 - "Fuck! That's so lesbian!"

by Robo-T-Rex December 13, 2010

there's so much stress in my life, so i need to smoke

phrase beginning smokers say to their parents (and rarely, children, spouses, or siblings, and very rarely, grandchildren) when they are told it's unhealthy for them and such people tell them not to continue

Mother: "You've been smoking, haven't you? I can smell it on your clothes even when you tried to cover it up."
Daughter (angry and embarassed): "Mother! There's so much stress in my life, so I need to smoke, okay?! Daddy keeps putting on that shitty rap channel and it stresses me out, so smoking will calm it down".
Mother: "Watch your mouth there, young lady. Don't let that bother you. He's just teasing you and you know it. And, you won't smoke anymore or he'll hear about it".
Daughter: "I won't smoke at home, okay? I'll just do it outside the home, and I'll cover it up when I'm done. No one here will suspect a thing."
Mother: "You won't do it anywhere! You're done with it now!"

by Karen Stickney November 25, 2007

that's so lemon

"That's so lemon" is a way of saying something is very cool but slightly off, in the way that eating a lemon or something of that highly acidic or citrusy nature causes one to make /that/ face.

A: That new mansion I bought is so cool!
B: Yeah, that's so lemon! Too bad it's decrepit and beyond repair...

by Loki April 30, 2005

SSoJ

SQL Statement of Justice. The database query that brings down Sephiroth and resurrects Aeris; the relationship that solves Life, the Universe, and Everything; the holy grail of RDBMS (Richard Dick-Butt M. Stallman.)

"Sanjay, we need to find out, from the clients we have who have ordered more than 20 reams of #22 eggshell A4, which of them have had outstanding accounts of more than $10,000 for three months, in descending order of contact phone number."

"SSoJ to the rescue!"

by Katrina Klerck September 1, 2007