Hate Speech

You have the right to say anything, as defined by the 1st. amendment of the US Constitution. So it follows that there is no hate speech, there's only speech that you hate. The speaker doesn't display hate, only the listener does, up to and including the threat of force to silence the speaker.

There is no hate speech, there's only speech that you hate.

by 2B+ January 27, 2024

Freemium of Speech

When free speech doesn’t exist anymore because you aren’t rich enough to afford the top tier of freedom.

Replaces the old English ‘Freedom of speech’, which no longer exists.

Oof, I would love to hear your valid comment on that but your subscription ran out & you can no longer afford any Freemium of Speech.

by MissTake January 31, 2025

Free speech part 2

This is getting pretty interesting, huh? I’m a pretty smort cookie ain’t I? You should have let me in the box when you had a chance you old fucking faggot. I’m going to breed your slut daughter by the time this is over. Just you wait and see.

Hym “Ok. So. These grawoops have different roles. The role of one side (Let’s call iiiiit... rrrr-East), the East side, is to defend the box. We need the 📦. The other side, (Lets call iiiiiit.... llll-www-Side 2... We’ll call it ‘Side 2!’), their role is to remind the East side that there are people outside of the box and to speak FOR the people outside of the box. Now, you may be wondering ‘But Mr. Dr. Hym! Why can’t the people outside of the box speak for themselves?’ Well, they’re not in the box, silly! That’s not allowed! They aren’t even a part of one of the grawoops! And are, therefore, not even sane! They’re like.... Some kind of... I donno... Schizophrenic horde or something! Now you my be wondering ‘But Captain Lieutenant Always-Right Senior! How do these grawoops interact with each other!?’ Well, what THEY do is.... vie for power... Ooooh... Oh shit! Oh, wait.... Why does this sound familiar? Hmmm... 🤔 Nevermind.

‘What purpose does this box (Hmm... I don’t like that. We need a name for the box. Leeeeeeet’s caaaaaaalllll iiiiiiitt.... Harharachy. The harhararchy!), the harhararchy, serve?’ Well, it allows Dr. Jergal Prophetstork to accrue benefits that he could not earn for himself. Because he had a certain lifestyle before he yelled at a retard. Now, he has a different lifestyle. But HE’S allowed to do it. You are not. And we need the harhararchy! We need him to be able to do that. You don’t need to do it though. So don’t even think about it. Oh, wait, you can’t think about it. Well, don’t talk about it. Oh, wait, you can’t do that either. You’re not in the harhararchy. OH WAIT! There is no YOU. The autonomous individual is a fiction Jordan Peterson uses to advance his power maneuvering writing the confines of the box... Err... Harhararchy.... Yeah, that. And that’s who Jordan Peterson really is: A Social Contract ideologue who used postmodernist power gaming to ascend the harhararchy he could not climb on his own to advance his position and use that position to try and restructure the world in his own warped image by colluding with the politicians to which he has ingratiated himself for the purpose of doing things like (including but not limited to) silencing dissidents by restructuring the online discourse. That is all.” Free speech part 2

by Hym Iam November 16, 2022

Abyssinica Speech

The funny robotic Amharic text to speech, possibly made and voiced by one guy named Meshesha Kibret Cherie, based on my research about who made BunnaScript (also made by this guy, he has 3 videos explaining his programming language and his company name is EthioCloud/Meliyu/Kekros)

Some words are real recording instead of synthetized, like: 4W1H, some country names including Ethiopia, common verbs, etc

His actual voice, when he explaining about BunnaScript, sounds charming and friendly. Some of his TTS prerecorded voices for specific words sounds funny

So, Lapatata (in different languages memes Youtuber) used Abyssinica Speech to speak out words translated into Amharic. The non-robotic one, which is Ameha (Male) from MicMonster, is no longer used due to paywall, the pro voices no longer have a demo, and possibly warning from the company. At the end, Abyssinica Speech is still the best one for the Amharic TTS due to the meme nature of their videos

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The meme: You sussy baka

Abyssinica Speech (reads the translation) : Anta... susi baka!

by PuniUwUCute January 29, 2023

Kinnikin Speech

A short; brief statement or argument that states the punishments required for breaking the heart of a best friend.

Girl: "I'm going out with insert Randy's friend"
Randy: Kinnikin Speech:"Break my best friend's heart, I'll break your f*cking jaw."

by Harry Dick IV May 7, 2011

Freedom of speech

That is not what freedom of speech means and you're perfectly fine with people being condemned and criticized.

Hym "Nooo Russell. That ain't what freedom of speech means. You know that. You know what it means. It means you can say whatever you want. You are free to speak. Freedom. You're either free or you're not. In the same way that you're either a crippled assburger with a visibily defunct mind or you're not. Getting molested by Amber doesn't make you a real person Elon. See? You can just say whatever. Your tainted and neglected offspring will never love you. Unlike most men I'm willing to fuck trans girls so how old is your he/she son? Did Joe's daughters turn 18 yet and do they want to make an easy 200 million? I've been building up fat so my bitch-tits are extra jiggly right now."

by Hym Iam April 4, 2023

Elevator Speech

As the elevator goes up, you go down and work that shaft. Show your future boss you're someone worth hiring.

"The hiring supervisor loved the elevator speech I gave him yesterday. I'm pretty sure I got the job."

by Filthanthropist February 17, 2022