soccer 

a game not to be confused with a sport is were you kick a ball at a really big net.... that's it no skill or talent is required. It was first invented for mentally handicapped children but was soon played by people who realized they had no skill to play real sports. it is the most popular game in the world due to the fact that there are more unskilled low I.Q people in the world then there is skilled athletes.

Tony... I wish there was a game I could play because I suck at all real sports.
Luigi ... try soccer is super easy and requires no skill or talent. just kick a ball and run.
Tony... Thanks pal I think I will try it after I learn to tie my own shoes.

soccer by soccerisstupid August 19, 2013

Soccer 

An excuse for grown men to play footsie’s

Did you see the soccer game last night

Soccer by Anallesbianmonkey June 27, 2018

Soccer 

A sport mostly considered queer or gay by most people
All summed up; a player lies down on a grass field for a hour and a half pretending to be hurt and earns $200mill a year,

Soccer is the queerest sport I’ve seen yet

Soccer by Phuckofffakees October 6, 2019

Soccer 

Not a real sport.

Weird Mexican Kid: "yo I play soccer"

Soccer by MonkeyTitties November 11, 2019

Soccer 

The name that a large group of ignorant colonials insist on giving to a sport initially named football. This is due to their inability to understand basic football rules and their total lack of skill, which led to the creation of the nancies' game of American football (the usurper of the 'beautiful game's true name.)

Bud: Hey y'all, why you boys playin' soccer?
Normal person: Because we have the physical endurance required to play a sport without a short break every 2 minutes, you insolent colonial fuck-wit.
Bud:Huh?

Soccer by theEnglish June 15, 2009

Soccer 

Its a sport any one can play it is called football every where else then were we live!⚽

Soccer a game

Soccer by Kaykay32 June 18, 2016

Soccer 

See football, dumbshit.

America is the only country that uses the word soccer. The whole rest of the world uses the word FOOTBALL. The correct word.

Soccer by lolwtfbbqroflcopterlawl April 25, 2009