I’ve never been into hard drugs but I was at a concert and some bitch offered me molly so I said “fuck it i’m going miami sober.”
Yeah i’m miami sober now (chances already on coke weed and alc)
Yeah i’m miami sober now (chances already on coke weed and alc)
by bananaice March 22, 2022
Living-sober is a way of life in which you no longer use, need or benefit from the consumption of drugs and alcohol.
by EM KING July 21, 2016
Sure, you've had three beers and taken a couple hits of that blunt everyone was passing around, but yeah, you'd say you feel pretty much sober.
Don't let that guy drive home; he's had a six pack and a bong bowl to himself. Officially Canadian sober.
by Gilchrist McDonaghue March 25, 2014
Dave: Dude, those waiters at the restaurant were sober stoners. How long does it take to bring out a glass of water?
Joe: You could smell the weed?
Dave: Fucktard.
Joe: You could smell the weed?
Dave: Fucktard.
by teh_winnahs! June 29, 2009
Guy 1: God, my friend told me he hasn't had any action for 6 days...
Guy 2: He must have been sex sober, considering the number of days he hasn't got any.
Guy 2: He must have been sex sober, considering the number of days he hasn't got any.
by starshine1000 November 27, 2008
The act of snacking on a random assortment of goodies while not being high. Microwavable foods and multiple bowls of variety cereals are ideal.
Dude1: "Yo bro im going to destroy your pantry here in a minute"
Dude2: "WTF, we haven't even blazed up yet"
Dude1: "I know but I got the sober munchies"
Dude2: "WTF, we haven't even blazed up yet"
Dude1: "I know but I got the sober munchies"
by Tizoxin November 14, 2010
A group of hooligans who patrol the Auckland Area pubs purporting to be sober. Members can often be found intoxicated on pub floors. The name is extreme irony.
by Team Steam December 13, 2006