sitting on a text

The act of not replying to a text within a reasonable amount of time. Marijuana can greatly encourage this behavior.

Greg: Hey do you know what Nathan is doing? I have been trying to text him all day.
Shawn: He has been right by me all day smoking the bud, he has probably just been sitting on a text.
Greg: What a stain.

by Textzitter December 6, 2011

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Sitting on a brick

When your dick is hard as shit.

I can't move, I'm sitting on a brick cuz.

by Kee1234 July 10, 2016

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Sitting "OOPS!"

A sitting "OOPS!" is a person who will make a mistake even when they are doing nothing.

Oh my gosh. Look at that sitting "OOPS!". He just spilled his coffee on himself.

by Bob Chum Person December 1, 2017

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Sitting on casper

One who is really bugging, no cap like they did sum hella STOOPID then they are therefore “sitting on Casper”.

*someone ask a dumb question everyone else knows the answer to*
“Bruh, you really sitting on Casper, just shut up”😭

by Realballerbracket09 October 28, 2018

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Sitting Shower

An action in which your legs are simply too tired, yet you don’t want to take a bath. Instead you just turn the shower and sit down with all your items circled around you so you don’t have to stand

“Hey Colette you gonna take a bath”?
“Nah I’ll just take a Sitting Shower”.

by 707 lololol June 18, 2019

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Sittingbourne

Sittingbourne is home to many sterotypical British people, for example, chavs and roadmen. Sittingbourne has many places that attract tourists, such as Sainsburys, Ave of Remembrance,, which also attracts school children during 8.00am - 9.00am every weekday during the school term. This is where they eran half of their wage from. They go there to buy alot of sweets and junk food, to make sure they have energy to get through the school day.

Don't go to Sittingbourne, there are too many chavs there.

by The Supreme Legend January 26, 2021

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