Bro 1: Broseidon! Dave took my girl yesterday!
Bro 2: Really bro!? That guy is the biggest tool in the shed!
Bro 2: Really bro!? That guy is the biggest tool in the shed!
by Sepcial ED December 14, 2010
Get the Biggest Tool In The Shedmug. Stealthy language used to inform your roommate(s) that you'll be engaging in coitus in the house, dorm room, apartment, or shared hotel room. The request to vacate said premises for the entire duration of the shagging is assumed.
1. (Via text)
Friend 1: "hey bro i met this chick at the blackjack table. fire in the paint shed from 7-9 tonight."
Friend 2: "fuck you man, i have dinner with Candi at 8 and i still need to shower so i dont smell like cigarettes and booze."
Friend 1: "candi's a hooker, man. I don't think she cares how you smell. Only that your moneys green."
Friend 1: "hey bro i met this chick at the blackjack table. fire in the paint shed from 7-9 tonight."
Friend 2: "fuck you man, i have dinner with Candi at 8 and i still need to shower so i dont smell like cigarettes and booze."
Friend 1: "candi's a hooker, man. I don't think she cares how you smell. Only that your moneys green."
by pleaseme June 1, 2012
Get the Fire in the Paint Shedmug. 
Get the Burning Down The Shedmug. by This is the fbi so open up February 28, 2019
Get the A dog shedding hairmug. Give me $50.00. this line was used in one of the opening scenes of "to live and die in la" when someone in the bar yells out to one of the party:"petivich shed a half a yard!" (Contribute $50.00 towards the beer tab) this line is a nod to gerald petivich. Author of the pulp novel "to live and die in la".the novel upon which the movie is based.
by 4realazitgits March 18, 2021
Get the Shed a half a yardmug. 
-Carlos failed his second test this week.
-Well, he's not not the sharpest tool in the shed, you know.
-Well, he's not not the sharpest tool in the shed, you know.
by the semen May 23, 2010
Get the not the sharpest tool in the shedmug.