Shawn-Marroning

The act of having so much swag that all of the women within a twenty mile radius instantly become pregnant just by your presence alone.

"Bro, I tuned my swag on so high I think I over did it!"

"Yeah, you were Shawn-Marroning, broseph. Good luck with all the child-support."

by ShawnMarronAdmirer November 22, 2011

shawn iam

a motherfucking truckload of xp

I'm going to beat shawn iam's total xp.

by NotGoodAlso January 24, 2018

Eric Shawn

A totally normal name, highly suggested to call your son this name.

Teacher: John Wellington!
John: Present!
Teacher: Eric Shawn!
*class laughs*

by i_am_smort July 16, 2021

Daddy Shawn

the sexiestt, buffed, most ripped beautiful black man with a 7 inch cock

that man over there is such a Daddy Shawn

by Jimmy Gimmy Dat Gllizzy January 20, 2023

shawn simpson

The absolute baddest mother fucker on earth! Single handedly saved the world from the threat of aliens... Twice! Smashes puss and definitely doesnt suck dick. Survived being shot, stabbed, blown up, and sucked off! Class dismissed.

That shawn simpson is so cool and definitely not a bozo.

by Mutantxpit December 16, 2016

Hokage shawn

A upencomimg amv maker amd is apart of supernovagang and is their best editor and thumbnail maker

Have you seen Hokage Shawn's new amv?
Yea its dope af

by Hokageshawn January 27, 2021

Shawn Mendes

Singer with the voice of an angle
The hottest and most muscular man alive.
Absolutely irresistible in Calvin Klein underwear.

Don’t touch his jawline, you will loose your hand. It’s too sharp.
His neck vain is always popping.

WARNING: YOU WILL NOT SURVIVE ATTENDING A CONCERT OF THIS GODDESS.

Symptoms may include: severe PCD en intense mental breakdowns.

I’m going to ask Shawn Mendes to marry me.

by Alin Lakefelt March 20, 2019