Shag & Shave

It's where you have a quick shag with your significant other, then give them a haircut afterwards.

"Shag & Shave, where you shag and then have a haircut" 1 hour later" "That was a nice bit of anal there Sophie" "Yeh I agree" said Steven, now what about that haircut" "Short back and sides? ;)

by HairyGooch February 1, 2018

hide and shag

a sneaky game played by old people wishing to inject passion into their lives

'Right. I've had enough of hide and shag. Come out.'

by bilaaal January 11, 2014

shag the haggis

Literally means sex with sheep

Johnny said he likes to shag the haggis. What a pervert!

by anonymous1717 October 15, 2016

swag shag

The meaning behind 'Swag Shag' is a simple phrase that comes from the dark land of poon. It is the activity of simply having sexual intercourse with a clean shaven vagina.

Borris: How was last night bro?
Ben : Total Swag Shag
Borris: That clean 'ay

by charliemofo August 30, 2014

Shag for roof

A person that wants to sleep with another person to find somewhere to sleep for the night.

I knew right from the beginning she was searching for a Shag for roof. So I gave her both. A place to stay and a good Shag.

by NomadWordMaker January 6, 2021

Abu shag

Home to the shaggiest of crinimals and law enforced butt holes. Also home to the most notorius gang in all of existence (Balls gang, we stay litty u stay shitty )

If ur from Abu shag. you are a bag

by Dawn of the DIarrhoea April 6, 2022

Shag Knees

When the knees are sore, swollen, in pain or have friction burn from having vigorous sex on a carpeted floor or rug. The heavier the carpet shag the worse the condition.

Wow girl. What’s with your knees? Looks like you fell off a bicycle. Naaahhh. I got fucked six ways to Sunday’s last night on the living room rug. Just a bad case of shag knees.

by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2018