the scroinkler

The scroinkler is an incredible beast, often defined by it's cross-eyed stare. It has been described as scrongly, scroinkly, and squimshed. It is legally required to like the lil man.

Hey, have you heard of the scroinkler?

"No.."

Die.

by petetheman23 April 5, 2022

scronkey

something that hits the window as a result of a violent sneeze

"that's the last scronkey thats gonna be hittin that window for a long time."

by anjel September 26, 2003

scroingle

To slightly damage something, e.g. by creasing

I wouldn't buy that book. The page corners are scroingled.

by zagrebmike April 15, 2005

scrondle

scrotal fondle

'This girl totally gave me a scrondle last night'

by toni99walk November 1, 2011

scron

A kid named Gerald who lives in Northern Ontario who is a complete bixed person. He really enjoys playing games such as SC and Diablo 2.

"OMFGWTFBBQHAX!?!?!?"
"!!!1!1!1!omfgz"
"I got a hernea in my dick..."
"SAJLDFN KAJFHJKSHGF"
"nub"

by Scuba-Stevo April 30, 2005

scron

A mythical urban creature that dwells in Glasgow's suburbs.
It is known for scaring small children using devious tactics like hiding on the ceiling. Notable features of the Scron are its long index fingers and purple colored skin. (Comparable to
other urban creatures such as the Boogie man.)

"Get aff me Scron!"
"Shut it ya wee Scron!"
(all examples are written in Glasweigan slang)

by Ronnie Purples July 20, 2008

scron

a living legend who also goes by the name Capn Ron. He possesses superior powers that only 2 people in the world know of, this power is called The Franklin.

Mike: "Did that guy just move that book across the room by staring at it?"
Chris: "Yea, he has The Franklin"
Mike: "Holy shit! He must be Scron!"

by Ben FUCKIN Franklin April 23, 2008