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ScoreWhore

Someone who only uses snapchat to communicate to improve their snapchat score. Usually sending uncomfortable selfies or just a completely black screen.
Jeof: Why does Mark keep sending me selfies on Snapchat? It's heckin weird.

Berry: He's a real ScoreWhore. I hope he drowns in a lake.
by Punisherx921 February 28, 2020
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total score over average

When we typically judge members of the opposite sex, we say oh she's a "9" or a "7" or hopefully a "10." Well the concept of total score over average is simple. If you are with a "6" a "8" and a "10" your average score is "8" but if you are with a "5" a "6" a "9" and a "6" score average is "6.5." Though you are winning because your total score is "26" rather than "24."
Well ya know I have just been on a tear lately, my motto is total score over average every time!
by ArJizzld August 21, 2010
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Puddle Score

When you're driving in the rain and you purposely speed up or slow down to time your entry into a rain puddle to soak a pedestrian and you time it perfectly to soak them with nasty puddle water.
On the way home I got a puddle score! That guy needed a snorkle at the bus stop.
by R32 Jockey June 23, 2012
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Samuel Score

A score given to an a woman's ass in order for others to comprehend how good or bad the ass is. See Samuel's Scale
"Dude I just saw one hell of an ass"
"Oh yeah? What's the Samuel Score?"
"I would give it a 7"
by ThatOneRHSkid December 28, 2012
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Obama-scared

v. The feeling you get in the pit of your stomach when you receive a letter from your health insurance company.
When I saw the letter from Blue-Cross in the mail, it Obama-scared the shit out of my wallet.
by panda media October 30, 2013
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Post-Score Hookup

The act of winning back a lover and reclaiming your bang-piece, after a 20-year period.
20 years ago, Jacob thought he lost his prized bang-piece. Now, he has her back. Jacob for the post-score hookup!
by mistercocohead August 22, 2016
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Post-Score Hookup

The act of winning back a lover and reclaiming your bang-piece, after a 20-year period.
20 years ago, Jacob thought he lost his prized bang-piece. Now, he has her back. Jacob for the post-score hookup!
by mistercocohead August 22, 2016
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