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SCIF

Short for "Slow Cars in Formation."

1. An annoying situation on a two-lane highway when 19 cars are in line behind one guy that doesn't want to go any faster than 33 miles per hour

2. On a multiple-lane highway, when two or more cars are going the same speed in different lanes and holding up traffic.
I was going to get here ten minutes ago, but I was stuck behind an 8-car scif for like half an hour.
by Yosty March 1, 2008
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scilence

To scilence someone is to win an argument using a scientific explanation.
Man: "I think you're a faggot."

Fag: " No I'm not, obviously."

Man: "Then why are you wearing an aluminium hat?"

Announcer: "Oh, you have just been scilenced, fag lolz!"
by simplythebestatdefinitions March 27, 2011
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sailfish

Someone who posts pictures of themselves holding a fish.
Selfie-fish = sailfish
They may also post pictures of fish they caught displayed on their tailgate.
Person 1: Did you see the pic Ted posted on Facebook!
Person 2: You talkin' about the fish pic?
Person 1: Yeah, what a sailfish! LOL
Person 2: You are a dipshit!
by hankyspanky June 3, 2014
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SMILF

Kate is a SMILF
by PeterPerfect January 11, 2015
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Neejth (j is scilent)

The patch of skin where the bottom of your ass cheek meets the top of your leg.
while giving my wife a rim job i noticed a tattoo on her Neejth (j is scilent) that said donkey's only.
by poo_c_Juice February 18, 2008
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Smilf

Son and mom I'd like to fuck
When a hot young bat shit crazy girl becomes a lesbian lover with an older attractive female and then sleeps with her son and he knocks her up. This combination is known as smilf.
by Krista Gable July 19, 2010
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SciFi BookWorm

While recievin head from a partner with glasses, one must slide their member between the gaps of the the glasses. do this in a random and fast motion, creating a worm-like motion hence the name (helps to have a larger sized penis)
I pulled a fuckin sciFi Bookworm on that bitch from the book store, and she was like "this reminds me of episod 5 of season 2 of star trek whe dr. spak bla bla bla bla" so i fuckin donkey punched that bitch
by Tony August 2, 2004
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