rubbing mustache

I need to poop.

I need to go rub a mustache, before I burst my colostomy bag!!!

by johnhenry June 1, 2004

rubbing

The act of placing snuff in between ones lip and gum, then sucking on it, getting it in you teeth, spitting juice down your lip, and generally making yourself look like a total White Trash piece of feces.

I caught my girlfriend/sister rubbing my snuff the other day. I'll be danged if that doesn't make her look like an even sexier white trash hoopy slut.

by Handy Shizzle November 14, 2003

Rubina

A person you can never trust but u still do and you regret that your whole life.

Never trust Rubina

by Someone who trusted Rubina January 28, 2019

Teddy Ruxpin

EVIL DEMON BEAR THAT WHISPERS MURDERINGS INTO YOUR DREAMS WHILE YOU SLEEP.

That Teddy ruxpin is a real assbutt. He made me dream about punching a bunch of kittens and then eating my own legs for dinner...with chop sticks.

by plaguemonkey October 10, 2013

butter rubbin

the act of having sex with an overly obese person who has not seen the sun in years
it is very white, and very fat

warning: ugly baby may result

Todd is such a freak! He goes to McDonalds to find girls, hoping to have a night of butter rubbin!

by BuildMeUpButtercup January 26, 2009

booty rubbin

When your girl doesn't want it up the ass, so she rubs her booty up in your face.

"Yo girl, why you booty rubbin me, I just got my teeth cleaned."

by Da Hitman April 20, 2005

rubini

a rare sexually transmitted disease spread through the contact of one's big toe with another's anus, commonly known as the "butthole".

Jimmy: Samantha just gave me a rubini
Daniel: Isn't that in your butthole?
Jimmy: Yeah. It is.

Daniel: EWWW, that's sick. Stay away from me!

by therealdealzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz December 22, 2009