Rusty Helicopter

When the girl lays down and puts her ass in the air then the guy puts his dick in her ass and stretches his arms and legs straight out and a third party spins the guy in a circular motion like the blades of a helicopter.

"hey dude I sure would like to give that bitch a rusty helicopter."

by Corey Visser September 13, 2006

Rusty Raven

While doing a girl from behind, you smear poop on her nose then proceed to tickle her underarms until she flaps her arms in resistance.

Bro, I totally pulled off the rusty raven last night! Good thing she was ticklish!

by stonehandsmcgee October 25, 2009

Rusty Mustang

When you are fucking a girl in the back of your mustang and you pull out and she shits all over the back seat.

I was fucking my girlfriend in my mustang and i pulled out and she unloaded a huge steaming pile of shit in the back seat resulting in a Rusty Mustang.

by Nic Flach September 9, 2010

rusty herb

the act of not wiping your buttox for a week or more and then plucking a handful of your own butthole hairs and placing them into an oven baked treat that is given to someone who irritates you.

"Scott doesn't know that I added my secret ingredient the rusty herb to his birthday cake, he thinks I'm doing him a favor."

by cuddycowboy36 April 11, 2010

Rusty Porch

When you infiltrate a girls anus after she's had an episode of explosive diarrhea and pull out and rub your member all over her as if you were staining the wood on your porch.

Dude 1:"Did you hook up with Courtney last night?"
Dude 2: "Yeah dude it was pretty messy, I even gave her a rusty porch"

by ReubenOnRye January 10, 2016

rusty teaspoon

A person whom is a wank player of video games.

Joe your gameplay is at question you rusty teaspoon.

by Captain-Girth January 19, 2014

with a Rusty Rake

It would intensify phrases that involve "fuck" or "bugger" being directed at oneself or another party, such as "bugger me" or "fuck you." The meaning is merely an intensifier and doesn't alter the meaning of the phrase in a useful way because being penetrated by a rusty rake would be extremely painful and hazardous to the receiving party.

To the guy who just cut me off in traffic: "Fuck you with a rusty rake!"
Upon seeing Trump win the 2016 election" well, bugger me with a rusty rake."
"Did Biden seriously try to blame inflation entirely on Putin? Bugger them both with a rusty rake!"

"Seriously, some co-worker I barely know wants me to go to a baby shower the week I'm supposed to go away? Fuck that with rusty rake."

by unluckyluciano13 March 26, 2022