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russell the one eyed wonder muscle

Russell's name thanks to Jimmy going on penis.com in the computer lab in school.Refers to the fact that he is a whore and can be used to talk about someone besides Russell.
Look, it's Russell the one eyed wonder muscle!

He's totally bein' Russell the one eyed wonder muscle.
by Summer Toth September 5, 2008
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Russell Martin

The catcher on the MLB team, the Los Angeles Dodgers. Is number 55. Dating the salt of the earth, Marikym Hervieux, his inspiration for life and art.
person 1: Who is Marikym Hervieux dating?

person 2: Only the most excellent player in the MLB, Russell Martin!
by ArielMaria July 4, 2009
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Russell Nose Job

This is a weird oral act in which the female tries to place her nose inside the guys belly button while giving oral pleasure, thus bending the head of the penis slightly creating a tensioning and pulling feeling. Some even prefer to use teeth in the process but only with guys who like pain.
"Ooooh Caz gives AMAZING Russell Nose Jobs!
by MrCoggs October 6, 2011
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russell brand

the famous nymphomaniac comedian and big mouth,got issues and one leichester square host who girls think is handsome he is a sharp witty selfish person who talks about his ball bags on big brothers big mouth and rephers his cock as a dinkle he is very funny and doesn't give a shit ages ago he was claimed by a women she was drug raped by him at the edinburgh party(edinburgh festeval)and she was found lieng on russells bed(they did the DNA test the results were he didn't)russell is a flasher when brand won an award bob geldof started the speach of with 'russell brand...what a cunt' when geldof was hosting an award thing....
'russell brand....what a cool,sophisticated cunt'
russell brand ouotes:our issue today is 'is our beauty making us ugly'.
Little paul scholes is here everyone.
I've got issues with that.
'i'd do everything to you'(russell brand impersonates spiral Ex housemate from big brother).
Nice to be a lesbian.
by Jackroll September 23, 2006
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Russell Bunda

The most magical creature known to human, night walker, father of a young frog. Extraordinary pee pee.
by Young Grass Hopper January 8, 2010
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Russell Stover

The act of building an expensive and exotic drag race motor such as a GM SB2.2 and it blowing up, not once, but twice.
“Dude, did you see that bitchen engine he just built? Took him a year to get back in the seat after fixing it the first time. Too bad the engine Russell Stovered all over the race track AGAIN!!”
by John Holmes 56 June 4, 2018
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Russell Swanner

The man with the plan and the largest penis in the world
Man Russell Swanner's plan is awsome.

OMG!!!! Russell Swanner has the biggest cock i have ever seen!!!
by Billy Nob February 4, 2010
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