danky rube

Something that is dank as helll and deserves utmost praise

That was so danky rube

by Chlabby January 17, 2016

Max Rubenis

Max generally has a HUMONGUS shlong

Omg max Rubenis it's so HUMONGOUS

by Maxiscoolandhasbigdick October 28, 2021

Vermont Ruben

When you're devouring a women's vagina and the pussy flaps are very sour and roast beef like texture

Danny went down on Sally and was surprised to find a Vermont Ruben

by Bunz69 April 2, 2022

Josh ruben Patterson

A very sexy boy with a great sense of humor and is totally cool

Look it's Josh ruben Patterson he's so cool and smart!

by The true narrator April 15, 2022

Dirty Ruben

first, you order a Ruben sandwich with extra sour kraut, you then proceed to go to your kitchen where you blend the said sandwich into a soupy consistency. place this soup into your partners vagina, then, slurp every last drop out of her.

this is a tasty snack as well as a way to help your girl level out her vagina's ph level.

goddamn girl, you look like you could use a dirty Ruben

by makimammy October 12, 2022

National ruben cant speak day

ruben is always talking about his manatee t shirts and it is getting tiring.

it is national ruben cant speak day hooray!

by hiuttsdrrgrwer May 22, 2023

rubefest

n. A gathering (usually, but not necessarily of humans) in which unsavory people, most commonly male sports fans, get together and make a room smell like cottage cheese and beer farts.

n. Closet homosexuals (most often male) who have masturbated to Brett Favre being a Minnesota Viking more times than they have touched a woman since 2009.

"Oh my god, I've got to get the fuck out of here".

-"Why"?

"This bar smells like a shit-bomb was detonated in it".

-"Oh, that, ...yeah it's just these rubes, they come in here actin' like they're gonna blow each other when our team scores a touchdown. ...what a fkin' rubefest."

by deliciouscottagecheese March 18, 2010