Latin: Ragius Slagius Rodius
This sexual maneuvre takes lots of preperation but creates a huge amount of sexual pleasure.
You need to locate the targeted females used period pad, or for a better reaction use someone elses, then superglue around the edges of the bloody pad. Before sneaking up behind her in the dark and slapping the period pad over her mouth so it sticks bloody side in. Then commence having sex with her from behind wrapping your arms around her waist as she struggles to get you and the period filled delight attached to her mouth off, you should time how long you can hang on for.
This sexual maneuvre takes lots of preperation but creates a huge amount of sexual pleasure.
You need to locate the targeted females used period pad, or for a better reaction use someone elses, then superglue around the edges of the bloody pad. Before sneaking up behind her in the dark and slapping the period pad over her mouth so it sticks bloody side in. Then commence having sex with her from behind wrapping your arms around her waist as she struggles to get you and the period filled delight attached to her mouth off, you should time how long you can hang on for.
by sanchezandjebus69 January 23, 2013
Get the Raggy Rodeomug. A sporting event initiated while having unprotected doggie style sex. begin by grabbing your partner's hips and telling them you are HIV positive, then hang on as long as possible while they try to fling you off like a bull.
by Topkek January 20, 2017
Get the Aids rodeomug. When having intercourse of the doggy-style nature, one whispers into their receivers ear something involving std's, a sexual act with a family member, or some other unwanted atrocity. As the receiver fights or "bucks" to get away, the giver or "rider" holds on for dear life. If they can hold on for eight seconds, they are to release and in triumphant joy exclaim, " I'm the Rodeo Champion!"
Ron: Dude, sarah is super mad at me today.
Todd: Why?
Ron: Well, last night I had to give'er the rodeo champion when I told her, mid-coitus, that I had syphilis, ha ha.
Todd:...Dude.
Todd: Why?
Ron: Well, last night I had to give'er the rodeo champion when I told her, mid-coitus, that I had syphilis, ha ha.
Todd:...Dude.
by Matt Z. January 9, 2009
Get the rodeo championmug. 1. Vigorously fellatio AKA Beej with many emphatic variations (thumb drive, vulcan dick pinch) but, the main factor is that they can be only tolerated for around 8 seconds, no more.
2. Actually getting head at, during, or around a legitimate rodeo event
3.Most impressively, getting oral while participating in a rodeo event (mechanical bull is also acceptable)
2. Actually getting head at, during, or around a legitimate rodeo event
3.Most impressively, getting oral while participating in a rodeo event (mechanical bull is also acceptable)
by CrackerJackings December 11, 2007
Get the rodeo headmug. Doing number 2 in a toilet in which the toilet seat has not been tightened down well, resulting in squirming from left to right due to the unstableness of the seat.
by Duckwalk August 30, 2010
Get the Rodeo Deucemug. When a man goes to a bar and finds the fattest, ugliest female there. He then takes her home and proceeds to have sex with her. Right in the middle of intercourse, he tells her that she is the fattest, ugliest bitch he has ever met. He then tries to stay on or "ride her like a bucking bull".
by ReidBoy December 21, 2006
Get the riding the rodeomug. A situation that has all the risks and none of the rewards. In a real rodeo, cowboys risk their necks, but they get to look cool. If the cowboys rode goats, they'd have just as much risk of injury, and wouldn't look cool. Such a situation has two possible outcomes: really bad or slightly less bad. Having forseen such a situation, you're best bet is to not enter the Rodeo.
"We decided not to submit our wine in the "Two-buck-chuck Taste-off" because we didn't want to get into a Goat Rodeo."
by Vanilla Bean December 13, 2008
Get the goat rodeomug.