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Rodeo Deuce

Doing number 2 in a toilet in which the toilet seat has not been tightened down well, resulting in squirming from left to right due to the unstableness of the seat.
I just experianced a rodeo deuce!
by Duckwalk August 30, 2010
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rodeo champion

When having intercourse of the doggy-style nature, one whispers into their receivers ear something involving std's, a sexual act with a family member, or some other unwanted atrocity. As the receiver fights or "bucks" to get away, the giver or "rider" holds on for dear life. If they can hold on for eight seconds, they are to release and in triumphant joy exclaim, " I'm the Rodeo Champion!"
Ron: Dude, sarah is super mad at me today.

Todd: Why?

Ron: Well, last night I had to give'er the rodeo champion when I told her, mid-coitus, that I had syphilis, ha ha.

Todd:...Dude.
by Matt Z. January 9, 2009
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Aids rodeo

A sporting event initiated while having unprotected doggie style sex. begin by grabbing your partner's hips and telling them you are HIV positive, then hang on as long as possible while they try to fling you off like a bull.
I lasted 9 seconds on my first aids rodeo.
by Topkek January 20, 2017
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Holden Rodeo

The Holden rodeo is an extremely common underrated utility vehicle. It is very capable off road and is much better in performance than your navaras, tritons and crappy Indian builds.

They have a reputation for breaking all the time buts that's because they are tough as nails and get beaten to buggery off road. They are highly capable with good ground clearance and pass most other stock 4wds of the era.

They are still very common and the early 1980 models are still being used today. Very reliable and one of the best older utes out there, underneath Hilux and and a few other of course.
Hey man, my old Holden Rodeo is still running after 30yrs! The thing is bloody ruthless and tough as nails!
by 4x4rallier November 18, 2019
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Raggy Rodeo

Latin: Ragius Slagius Rodius

This sexual maneuvre takes lots of preperation but creates a huge amount of sexual pleasure.

You need to locate the targeted females used period pad, or for a better reaction use someone elses, then superglue around the edges of the bloody pad. Before sneaking up behind her in the dark and slapping the period pad over her mouth so it sticks bloody side in. Then commence having sex with her from behind wrapping your arms around her waist as she struggles to get you and the period filled delight attached to her mouth off, you should time how long you can hang on for.
My girlfriend was furious when I did the Raggy Rodeo, but 14 seconds beat my dads record.
by sanchezandjebus69 January 23, 2013
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riding the rodeo

When a man goes to a bar and finds the fattest, ugliest female there. He then takes her home and proceeds to have sex with her. Right in the middle of intercourse, he tells her that she is the fattest, ugliest bitch he has ever met. He then tries to stay on or "ride her like a bucking bull".
Riding the rodeo can result in the loss of your scrotum.
by ReidBoy December 21, 2006
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goat rodeo

A situation that has all the risks and none of the rewards. In a real rodeo, cowboys risk their necks, but they get to look cool. If the cowboys rode goats, they'd have just as much risk of injury, and wouldn't look cool. Such a situation has two possible outcomes: really bad or slightly less bad. Having forseen such a situation, you're best bet is to not enter the Rodeo.
"We decided not to submit our wine in the "Two-buck-chuck Taste-off" because we didn't want to get into a Goat Rodeo."
by Vanilla Bean December 13, 2008
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