the robot salesman

a very awesome show found on youtube. It's about a salesman who tries to sell a robot named DOG to a bunch of different people. Uses Gmod to make it.

Some guy,"I'll take one, how much?"
the robot salesman,"That will be $143,653,982,712,423.15. Will that be cash or check?"
Some guy,"Babies"

by kantalupa March 10, 2009

Hearing Robots.

Being really fucked up on Crack.

Jen is totally "hearing robots." right now.

by crackyman June 7, 2009

robotic development

The need for one to use Viagra in order to achieve even the simplest of sexual tasks.

Girl: You're going to need some robotic development before I am going near that thing

by Dr Robot December 11, 2013

Go Robot

When you have to shit so bad that you suddenly move like a robot so you can walk stiffly and keep your ass cheeks together.

After I ate that bad tuna, my stomach blew a gasket causing me to have to go robot so I could make it across the room without shitting myself.

by Beelzebubba May 18, 2015

Robot King24

A toaster found on Incredibots, Minecraft, and other small branches of them thereof.

Bring me my Robot King24!

by ArkayXXIV May 13, 2010

robot fuel

Coffee

Robot fuel: the black sludge that powers your average robot through interminable hours of binary drudgery. Over-frequent use will cause system failure.

by afrowolf November 3, 2010

robot fridge

The fridge of the future.

You're supposed to serve humanity!

by Anonymous April 4, 2003