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post-coital remorse

When you compromise either moral and/or aesthetic standards to get laid and regret your choices instantly after. Post coital remorse is the feeling that manifests itself as the voice in your head the very moment after experiencing an orgasm and expresses utter disappointment by speaking an inner dialog that can vary in severity from disgusted shame all the way to suicidal suggestion.
police say, "post-coital remorse, is believed to be the leading cause of suicide in Men who fuck fat hoes."
by Lil2'high August 16, 2022
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remotate

Hey, pass the remotate. This show sucks!
by Bungalow Bill November 1, 2001
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Rembrand

A brand so important that it has the value and historical significance of an old master painting (e.g. Rembrandt)
Starbucks, its a Rembrand in the making. Ferrari, truly a Rembrand
by Julian howard March 1, 2009
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Texter's Remorse

The feeling that ultimately overcomes oneself upon sending a text message and either; writing the wrong thing, sending it to the wrong person, or forgetting something, knowing that you cannot now take it back. Usually ends in grief that you now have to send more messages to take back your original or add to it.

Occurrences range from the subtle to the major that may alter the conversation.
text: hey rachael ill be there around 7

(received)text: who the hell is rachael!?

text: oh sorry honey its uhh no one.

^He has texter's remorse^
by ShreddedDreamz January 28, 2009
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Ass hair removal

Something women do before they meet a guy they like or atleast aren't disgusted by
Sophia: Hey, you think Brandon wil want me more if I'll do ass hair removal?
Katie: Ofcourse, totally! cause we live in civilized place you know, not some Amazon jungle, like the one around your butthole!
by 32121 August 7, 2016
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Pfizer's Remorse

The feeling of regret experienced after taking the 'Rona jab, only to have to continue taking additional jabs, booster shots, and developing heart issues.
"Jim began having Pfizer's Remorse, thinking that showing off the 'I got vaxxed' sticker would lead to getting in that Blue-haired barista's pants, but instead all he got was Myocarditis."
by Loperman November 21, 2021
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Noise Removal

The final boss of Ear Rape.

This type of meme was somewhat popular in 2007 but died off very quickly.
Guy: Remember Noise Removal?

Friend: No.
Guy: Yeah it was just a scary Ear Rape.
by THESAYCOMPTER3 April 8, 2021
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