relauch

To relaunch a website in such a manner that spelling becomes overlooked because all the audience can do is sit in awe at the awesomeness before them.

My site won't just be relaunching this June, but this shit is relauching. Watch out!

by Gary Livingston April 27, 2005

relongation

after a guy gets out of a cold pool, shrinkage occurs and he must wait up to 10 minutes for relongation to fully take place.

1-
dan: hey throw some clothes on we're going out
john: gimme a minute, I just went swimming and gotta relongate in case becky walks in on me and sees my 2 inch cock.

2-
if relongation takes more than 4 hours, see your doctor

by Jimmy Fitzgerald April 26, 2008

Reluctant base jumper

Kissing cousin of the Snowplow. Aqain knocking her elbows out while performing doggy style, then driving her right off the edge of the bed.

I was snowplowing her when all of a sudden I realized i was quickly running out of runway. Before I knew it, KERSPLAT, right off the edge of the bed. I never met such a reluctant base jumper.

by ifie Alian July 1, 2008

dirty rebound

The act of placing plastic wrap around the bowl of a toilet and then slipping a strong laxative into one of your friends' drink. Once the laxative kicks in they will be greeted by a strong surge of their feces.

After Brian pissed in my face last week, I got him back with a dirty rebound.

by Douschie October 21, 2006

Chronically Rebounded-On Girl

A girl every guy goes to right after the end of his relationship. She is led on to think she has a chance of dating said guy. She is usually sweet and will fall for it every time. The guys usually never talk to her after they've been satisfied with their rebound time. Rarely ever has a boyfriend.

Ex.

Girl 1: I heard Emma went on dates with a bunch of guys, but never saw them again.

Girl 2: Really? She must be a chronically rebounded-on girl.

by tinkerpink July 25, 2011

Rebounce

A rebound that you have no intention of turning into a relationship

Person 1: So, what up with you and Mike? Are ya'll gonna take this somewhere?

Person 2: Nah, I am just going to RE and the BOUNCE. I'm not trying to turn him into a boyfriend or anything. Rebounce!

by RenBird October 20, 2011

Matrix Reloaded

1. a bad ass film which normally lame Keanu Reeves kicks some major ass.
2. A film in which you find out Zion and the "real world" is just another matrix outside the internal matrix and that everyone is still in pods under the machines control.
3. Bad ass special effects

Opps, did I just spoil the Matric Reloaded?

by Bud E Love May 16, 2003