A long lanky mother fucker, has an absolute foot long. Has very high standards so many girls never get the chance with the Vaughn Slong. Very funny guy but when he's trying to sleep don't fuck with him, he is an enraged beast while trying to sleep.
by Jesse Moses October 23, 2018
Get the Reed Vaughnmug. by Fatty McFatt Fatt May 13, 2011
Get the Jordan Victor Reedmug. by enbyfrog January 28, 2022
Get the a reedmug. Zamari is usually a great boy who loves baseball and watches anime, he also has amazing friends that care for him especially a Deshawn or Aidden sometimes some zamaris can have both, He is also very handsome and sometimes shy around girls, sometimes they can like him but he is too afraid to speak to them, and Zamari can be extremely good at video games.
by user_1333999 April 11, 2023
Get the Zamari Reedmug. The male equivalent of 'Karen'
by Q.o.t.B September 19, 2020
Get the Reedmug. 
verb (reed red, reed·ing ree-ding.
to involve aliens, extraterrestrials, or some form of bigfoot in a sexual act (usually including oral).
to eat a ham and cheese sandwich with Dijon mustard while doing a handstand for the purpose of stealing mice, rats, hamsters, or other similar rodents from your local PetSmart and/or Pet.co
to involve aliens, extraterrestrials, or some form of bigfoot in a sexual act (usually including oral).
to eat a ham and cheese sandwich with Dijon mustard while doing a handstand for the purpose of stealing mice, rats, hamsters, or other similar rodents from your local PetSmart and/or Pet.co
Person 1:"Yo jit, don't go to that orgy heard they'd be reeding there"
Person 2:"Duh, that's why I'm going"
(Works for both definitions)
Person 2:"Duh, that's why I'm going"
(Works for both definitions)
by read_a_book July 23, 2023
Get the Reedmug.