Reed

someone who doesnt read but is super hot like a jock. every girl likes him.

Girl 1 "omg look at Reed"

Girl 2 "hes so cute"

by Rosie bro March 13, 2022

Reed's Law

The person who names a thing is often more powerful than the real discoverer.

"The person who names a thing is often more powerful than the real discoverer." - Person A
"I call this reed's law" - Person B
"That person just got reed's law'd lol" - Person C

by CallMeKor December 27, 2021

Reed Brown

stupid fucking retarted piece of shit

Reed Brown is stupid as heelll

by oidsjfwuqgh4vq2gv September 28, 2021

Reed

A dude with a mullet

oh it's reed

by Leibnizian cosmological December 7, 2022

walter reed middle school

everyone vapes and fucks in the bathroom like bro ur in 8th grade chill the fuck out

dont go here 2/10

i hate walter reed middle school the teachers are mean and everything is beige

by userna.me_tak3n May 10, 2023

Reed

Not a prostitute, she is a fine lookin woman who makes money legally.

Guy 1: Hey look! It’s Reed!
Guy 2 (Who’s dick is absolutely massive): Yeah! She’s not a prostitute!

by Mailliman June 19, 2022

Reed

A piece of thin wood made into rectangle curved in top that you wet in your mouth you then use a ligature to put the reed on the mouthpiece of an instrument like Clarinet family or sax family. Reeds are very easily chipped messing up sounds. Replace every 2-3 weeks but a month or so is fine.

My reed is broken, you give me a extra if you have any?

by Anonymous 1,000,631 November 23, 2019