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Fatherless

You.
You are fatherless.
by penpalll June 4, 2024
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Fatherlessness

Hey, you know what ALSO coincides with the average income by race?
Hym "You see it, right? The fatherlessness rate by race... Coincides with with the average income by race (inversely)... Which ALSO COINCIDES... With the average DICK SIZE by race! They're just fucking the fat-cocks indiscriminately! Look at this fucking guy I work with... He looks like Taylor Swifts stalker. The literal difference between being Taylor Swifts stalker and fucking all the women is a fat-cock. It's literally that. Critical fat-cock theory: The ultimate and most-correct dating theory! And then they run out of fat-cocks... And they're like 'WhErE dId AlL tHe GoOd mEn Go!?' 😭 (👈right there is the fat-cock withdrawal)"

Wahmen "Well maybe if you give me access to all of your money... Indefinitely... And continue to do that even if I stop fucking you... THEN... Then I'll fuck you..."

Hym "Nope! Not happening bitch! You get the fuck right up out of here with that shit! You need to fuck. And then you can have a wage proportional to performing the task. Correct again bitch! Correct again!"
by Hym Iam June 14, 2024
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Fatherless Behavior

Male or Female person(s) behaviors caused by Operating on baseless foundations for what is socially, intimately, or romantically acceptable.

Lacking any basic framework of the unspoken laws of love and romance given by strong parental figures, left only to fend for themselves with any superficial knowledge about Love they can glean from society, social Media, and their own imagination.

The difference between someone with a present father, and one without, is absurdly staggering.
A:"I grabbed a homeless womans ass and she couldnt do anything about it"

B:"Dude, that's just..... That's just fatherless behavior, holy shit."

C: (person with a father) I DEFINITELY would never do something like that.
by Nookums March 23, 2025
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National fatherless day

July 3rd is National fatherless day. Celebrate and joke about people who are fatherless such as Meowbahh, Zoophiles, People who hate technoblade and etc.
Bob: Hey guess what?
Friend: what?
Bob: It's National fatherless day
Friend: wait it is
Bob: yes
Friend: Yippee!
Bob: let's celebrate at the park and eat some McDonald's there!

Friend: Okay!
by National Fatherless Day July 3, 2022
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gay/fatherless

u.
you are gay/fatherless + ratio + ur white+ u like jellybean
by MJ PLAYZ July 7, 2022
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Joemama is fatherless

Joemama is fatherless bc he ded uwu
Joemama is fatherless bc he became ded by 8 year old womah
by YourmomLovesCUM May 3, 2022
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Joemama is fatherless

Joemama is fatherless bc he ded uwu
Joemama is fatherless bc he became ded by 8 year old womah
by YourmomLovesCUM May 3, 2022
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