A Rachel gets triggered if you don’t know how to spell her name. she is quite fiesty and stands up for what she believes in. Loves watching makeup tutorials on YouTube and anything on Netflix. 98% of the time she is sleeping and the other 2% she is consuming sugar. She is lots of fun to be around and has the loudest laugh. When it comes to likes and talents she is very artistic and loves a good game of would you rather. It is expected that she is the responsible one at a party but proves everyone wrong and is a hell of a lot of fun. Laughs a lot at random shit and loves vines. Never one to judge and is friendly to you unless you backstab her, which is when she can go passive aggressive on you. Family and friends love Rachel and she is missed when you are far apart from her. Wishes she was an extrovert and gets jealous of people who are. Gets triggered really easily and triggers others really easily too. Rachel is well spoken and nice in front of adults but as your friend is a crazy girl. Gets hooked on movies and will watch the same one three times a day. Everyone loves a Rachel.
Angie: hey where is Rachel?
Yada: probably in her room watching The breakfast club for the seventh time today.
Yada: probably in her room watching The breakfast club for the seventh time today.
by donttouchmyhair October 5, 2018
Get the Rachelmug. A Girl with really big and hairy lips with garlic powder, oregano, magic fairy dust, and mozerella cheese melted on top.
Example 1:
Mike: What did u say about rahcel's hairy lips, chris?
MELVIN: YO SHUTUP!!!!
Example 2:
Melvin: Let's order a pizza - without the cheese...
Mike: Without Rachel's Lips!? HAHAHA
Chris: HAHAHA
Mike: What did u say about rahcel's hairy lips, chris?
MELVIN: YO SHUTUP!!!!
Example 2:
Melvin: Let's order a pizza - without the cheese...
Mike: Without Rachel's Lips!? HAHAHA
Chris: HAHAHA
by BigLipsLover1019 August 21, 2008
Get the Rachelmug. A rachel seeks attention by attempting to commit suicide by stupid means for example strangling self with school tie, getting drunk and over reacting, claiming to have taken an overdose, going to school, being rushed to hospital only to have the gay nurses snigger behind their back because they are more likely to die from a broken nail.
Random person1: Rachel you suck
Rachel-(attempting to commit suicide)
next day-
Rachel-" My boyfriend can't get it up" (cries)
Random person2: *laughs ass off*
Rachel: is it me?
Random person:Yes
Rachel-(attempting to commit suicide)
next day-
Rachel-" My boyfriend can't get it up" (cries)
Random person2: *laughs ass off*
Rachel: is it me?
Random person:Yes
by blubberblubber September 3, 2008
Get the rachelmug. the most beatuiful girl you will ever see she has eyes bright blue blonde hair and the best smile and she'll always make you laugh
by yomama34567 November 13, 2011
Get the rachelmug. 
A female who acts like a cold hearted bitch, but is really the sweetest person ever. She uses sarcasm a lot and prove people wrong cause she is right.
Most people say that girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice. This is wrong. Rachels are made of sarcasm and wine and everything fine.
Most people say that girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice. This is wrong. Rachels are made of sarcasm and wine and everything fine.
Who is that girl that just chugged down that entire bottle of fucking wine?
That's Rachel's. She has a problem.
That's Rachel's. She has a problem.
by Brooo[ July 23, 2017
Get the Rachelmug. rachel she fat like a pig
ugly hair need a wig
ill give her one thing tho
her thighs are big
but that doesnt matter
please dont get flattered
all your dreams should be shattered
you aint ever gonna be nun
i write this for fun
your breath smells like some rum
and your face looks like a mon
key
and your personalitys a little fun
key
built like humpty dump
ty
thats not all i got either
2 faces u should he in theater
i hope ur future husbands a beater
just kidding thats a little rude
u only look good when ur nude(jk)
all u wanna eat is food
because ur so fat
ur face looks like a rat
hair gross like a used mat
youll never be my slatt
you take big fat poops
your eyes look like fruit loops
ima kill u with my troops
u orobably drive coop
i dont like this word huyanas gay
just like u tho so ill date ur mom as pay
u aint cool aint no way
this is boring
when u sleep u probably snoring
talking to boys u be whoring
when ur in a car u be flooring
and then u crash
on ur butt u have a big rash
u dont have a lot of cash
u broke and smelly too
u muusty and crusty with teeth yellow like some mtn dew
im not trying to he rude
well ig i am
i want u to be sad for the rest of ur life thats the plan
yo best friends like a pencil
ugly hair need a wig
ill give her one thing tho
her thighs are big
but that doesnt matter
please dont get flattered
all your dreams should be shattered
you aint ever gonna be nun
i write this for fun
your breath smells like some rum
and your face looks like a mon
key
and your personalitys a little fun
key
built like humpty dump
ty
thats not all i got either
2 faces u should he in theater
i hope ur future husbands a beater
just kidding thats a little rude
u only look good when ur nude(jk)
all u wanna eat is food
because ur so fat
ur face looks like a rat
hair gross like a used mat
youll never be my slatt
you take big fat poops
your eyes look like fruit loops
ima kill u with my troops
u orobably drive coop
i dont like this word huyanas gay
just like u tho so ill date ur mom as pay
u aint cool aint no way
this is boring
when u sleep u probably snoring
talking to boys u be whoring
when ur in a car u be flooring
and then u crash
on ur butt u have a big rash
u dont have a lot of cash
u broke and smelly too
u muusty and crusty with teeth yellow like some mtn dew
im not trying to he rude
well ig i am
i want u to be sad for the rest of ur life thats the plan
yo best friends like a pencil
Rachel exists; this this earth.
by Rachel Gremlin Gonzales September 27, 2022
Get the Rachelmug.