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rugby league is a game for soft c**ks that want to fell peoples balls and stick there fingers up other players ass!! who wants to play a game where one guy stickes his head up 2 other players ass then so on and so on!
person 1: did you watch the rooters rugby league game?
person 2: na man im not in to gay sports! i would rather watch port power win a game then watch that!!
by jordan rodgers January 13, 2009
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rugby league

A sport which involves 2 tribes of shaved down castrated gorrilas running around a paddock attempting to insert fingers into each others rectal cavities (as illustrated by the games most famous player, John Hopoate). The goal of the game is for brain-dead butt invaders who have a penchant for touching other males in a forum where they wont be accused of homosexuality until the are safely in the changerooms and can happily grunt and invade each others rectal region.

Usually played by closet homosexuals or people from Sydney or Brisbane who are too unintelligent to understand the intricacies of superior sports such as AFL and to a lesser extend Cricket and Rugby Union.
***Whilst at the zoo***
Person 1: "Look at those gorillas grunting and exploring their anuses, if you shaved them down it would look like a rugby game."

Person 2: "C'mon thats a bit harsh...goriallas can use rudimentary tools"
by Rob May 13, 2005
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junior cup rugby.

similar to senior cup rugby.
young boys devote their life to a game of rugby.
school spirit shining at this young age.
devotion of social life.
no pact made unless very serious team. most players smoke to be cool and up their chances of getting that posh hockey captain from the equally expensive fee paying school near by.
obsessed with using being on the junior team as an excuse to get their hole with some posh bitch!
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player2- yeah she is fukin hot. we'll go for 1 quicky before training. the coach is gonna kill us.
player1- i dont care. he likes me, once i get captain im gonna get my hole with her.
by joe December 9, 2004
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rugby union

the shite version of rugby played by posh upper-class southerners who are scared so they boot the ball upfield when they recieve it so they dont get hurt, it is proper boring 2 watch + contains alot of stupid rules eg. a lineout,ruck.
northerner: fancy a game of rugby?

southerner: i hope you dont mean league? im scared of playing that! can we play rugby union instead?

northerner: "fuck off ya faggot! are you a man or mouse?"
by toughestgameofall July 23, 2007
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