rudy

fucking goated ass quaterback

that quaterback is such a rudy

by steezyqueef September 23, 2021

Pull a Rudy

As in Guliani, so to "Pull a Rudy" is to involuntarily fart.

"I don't know why I Pull a Rudy every time I go to church" -or-
"So dude, just as I asked her for her phone number, I pulled a Rudy"

by Antique Rocker August 5, 2021

Top Tier Rudy Poot

Dylan Billingsly

*Guy posts a dancing tik tok video*
Absolute Top Tier Rudy Poot

by Rudypoot June 30, 2021

Rudied

Verb {past participle, past tense of Rudy} - To be trapped in a conversation which seemingly takes hours to conclude, during which time you find yourself wishing that the stuttering clown that is talking to you would simply blow your brains out to quell the agony brought on by the idiotic discussion.

In all cases, the conversation leads nowhere and is an absolute waste of 17 minutes of your time (minimum).

Overhearing colleges being 'Rudied' may also cause you to lose concentration, take up heavy alcohol/drug use or drive you to abuse your wife and rape your best friends sister.

Engineer 1: What coating should I specify on this part?

Engineer 2: Better check with Rudy.

...

Engineer 1: Hey Rudy, what coating would you suggest I use to protect this part from corrosion?

Rudy: Well -ahhh, baahhdaaadada, ummmm wellahhhhadadadada...... AHhahaaa Zinc... Cadmium... Ahhhhdadaaaaa....

(23 minutes later)

Engineer 1: You son of a bitch! That got me nowhere!! I was in there for 20 minutes!! We’re supposed to be best friends! Why would you send me in there to get Rudied?!

Engineer 2: I know... I heard the whole thing... My bad bro… Hey, where does your sister live again?

by LongDistance123 October 26, 2012

Rudy Serricchio

a typical man from Alabama who loves incest but also thinks he is African-American

Scott: Why would you have sex with your cousin in the back of the bus???
Rudy: Because Im Rudy Serricchio

by ScottDB231 November 14, 2018

Rudi Haylock

He is a small young man with a very out of proportioned penis compared to his body at approximately 16.9 inches. He hit puberty at the age of 4 and is now 15 and is still growing a moustache.

That guy is tiny with a big dick, and still trying to grow a moustache, he must be a Rudi Haylock.

by RDU November 30, 2018

rudi haylock

A gay boy who likes to suck dick

That rudi haylock has no friends

by Thecleverboy123 August 29, 2017